Well, isn't this a surprise...said no one ever. It looks like Rick Dyer has pulled the pin on his latest hoax. Recently we posted photos of his horrid rug bag, now Dyer is tucking his tail and running.
Dyer's new video is almost an exact compilation of his videos from 2012. The conference is cancelled. A medical facility has the body. It will take sooooooo long to have testing done, etc., bullshit, ad nauseum. Poor Doll Boy even had to resort to using LA as an excuse. Did he finally finish building his new house there? Maybe A&E called him back.
The only people that would believe Rick are those who think he really killed a Bigfoot, so I'm guessing that four or five people will be crying in their cereal tonight. What's Walter going to do now? He wrote songs about Rick and this is his thanks?
Here is Rick's latest video. I don't know why he bothered posting Timmy Ray's video if he planned on changing things. Tim didn't say much except that he liked camping and bonding.
One of the things that cracks me up about Dyer is that every little thing is "Breaking News" to him. Breaking news is a developing story, with more news to follow. Someone needs to 'splain this to Rick. I think it's best if they draw diagrams and shit.
This isn't breaking news. Readers of this blog already called it. We knew it was only a matter of time before Freezer Boy cancelled. Now he has to go through the daunting task of refunding 600 imaginary ticket buyers and forfeit his imaginary deposit on his imaginary venue. I guess that means no museum for Griffin either. The sparkles of a thousand eyes has been extinguished.
If the "medical exam" takes a couple of years, where are the results from the 2012 Bigfoot? By the way, who is paying for all of the tests, storage and preservation of this creature? Likewise, who is covering all the costs for babushkafoot to be studied? Does Rick think people are stupid enough to believe that it takes two years to run a DNA test? I tell ya what, get the same person who did the DNA test on Osama Bin Laden. Boom! 24 hours and it's done. Right?
We know Dyer won't be gone for long but he was a good monkey to have around. He read this blog carefully and followed all the advice that was given to him. It was certainly entertaining.
If you missed Tim Ray's video, here it is.
We don't want Biff to be lonely so we will post his video as well.
Let's make a complete set and include the mystery witness video. It's my favourite...almost.
I was curious who the mystery guy is so I ran the video through my super secret FBI endorsed software that was made with alien technology. Or I just tweaked it a bit. I get those two mixed up all the time.
These guys really have to stop taking acting lessons from wrestling programs.
Here is the mystery witness. Dyer did say he was part of the team. Is this Larry Fink? It's kind of disturbing to watch four grown men pretend they shot a Bigfoot. It's even more disturbing to see them pose for pictures with a big hairy doll.
Oh, look. This is the barn where the mystery video was recorded.
These clowns aren't Bigfoot hunters and bestowing imaginary titles on themselves don't make it any more believable. They have proven nothing except for how ridiculous they all are.
Thanks for the laughs boys, I'm sure we'll see you around really soon.