I just finished watching Dyer's latest video and this one ranks up there as one of the worst. Rick struggled all the way through the video while he was hyping up his other Bigfoot doll. The acting was poor and the performance wasn't convincing. Doll Boy's heart just didn't seem to be in it.
All sorts of grand promises were made and those promises will likely go unfulfilled, as usual. Dyer says he is going to open a Bigfoot museum in Griffin. Will it be attached to a McDonald's and come equipped with a slide and foam pit for the kiddies?
Why is Rick opening a museum in Griffin when he has his house up for sale? I thought the half wit said he was moving back to Vegas? Rick better not have a hissy fit over this because he is the one who posted this on the internet.
Thanks to one of regulars for bringing this to our attention. House For Sale
Rick always likes to make huge promises. If you haven't seen this video of make believe, here it is.
I wonder if the new DVD will be as stellar as 'After The Shot'. That video sucked ass big time. It was one long, boring Google hangout, complete with Rick whining and lying all the way through it. Just the other day I got an email from a former supporter who said he did not get his DVD from Rick. Needless to say, the guy is not happy. He would be less happy if he actually got the DVD.
Dyer will be pre-selling his next lame DVD as well. If you're a Dyer fan, I urge you to NOT buy the DVD. It will be a complete waste of time and money. There is no real dead Bigfoot, just like there was no real dead Bigfoot last time.
Rick also has a new blog post up, bragging about another fantasy sell out show. Seriously, Rick, this is so 2012. Dyer also explains in his simple way why he can't show any clear photos of his tarpsquatch. Once again, a very weak excuse reminiscent of 2012.
"This is a prime example of how the truth prevails". Um... what is the example? Are the imaginary 300 ticket sales the example? Maybe it's the thing in the plastic?
Dyer will release shitty, blurry photos of a Bigfoot hanging upside down from a tree. He will release a photo of a Bigfoot strapped to the hood of his SUV and he will release photos of a Bigfoot on a cement slab, wrapped in plastic with bags of ice on it BUT he won't release CLEAR photos because it will cheapen their "discovery".
Does Rick think past the current sentence he types? I'm beginning to think not because only a total idiot would say what Rick said. He's already "cheapened" their pretend discovery. I'm surprised he didn't drag it with the FJ from the back forty to the front of Biff's yard. Those clowns didn't hike for hours in PA. The FJ was right there on site when they threw it on the roof. Why hike when you can drive, right?
His other excuse for not releasing a good photos is that the naysayers will lie and tear it apart. Does he mean how we lied about Hank and tore it apart? Oh, wait... we were RIGHT about that. Rick's ramblings are plum full of stupid, right to the top of the bowl.
Dyer said he sold 300 tickets in TWO days. The only way to buy tickets is to email Rick.
Let's say, on average it takes Rick two minutes to read each email. It would take Dyer ten (10) hours just to read all of the emails.
Just for argument sake, let's say everything goes smoothly and it takes ten minutes to process each ticket sale. Dyer is advertising that he accepts credit cards so he must have one of those portable Moneris machines. How else can he complete a transaction? Maybe he has a secret PayPal account. Oh, darn. PayPal won't have anything to do with Rick because of the last fraud fiasco.
300 transactions x 10 minutes per transaction would take Dyer 50 hours to complete. It's just like magic how he does it so effortlessly, isn't it?
I haven't even bothered to include Rick's time to reply back to 300 people but I bet it would take him a very long time.
Once Dyer reads this, he will probably make up some excuse that he was misunderstood or that he hasn't processed all of the pretend tickets he "sode". A sale isn't a sale until their is a receipt.
I very much doubt Rick sold 300 tickets. Maybe he sold three to the people who slept through 2012-2014.
It's so much fun watching Rick hang himself with his own lies and it's a pleasure to point them out.
Do yourselves a HUGE favour. Don't buy anything Rick is selling. There is no real dead Bigfoot. There will be no press conference, just like last time. Dyer has not found the Lord because if he did, he wouldn't be hoaxing again. Mark my words, this will come back to bite you if you give Dyer any of your hard earned money. Go ahead, screen shot this and don't forget to take note of the date. If I'm wrong, come back here and throw it in my face.
We were not wrong last time and we won't be wrong this time.
This is actually kind of a non-hoax. It's just a big bag of lies. All we have seen is nothing. Three grown men playing with a furry doll and hoping to get rich is sad. Very sad.
One day Walter, Biff and Tim will feel the crushing weight of the Dyer bus, it's just a matter of time. Nobody is immune. Remember that.