Tuesday, October 28, 2014

Hoax #6: Tarpsquatch



Lawd, have mercy! Doll Boy done killed himself a tarpsquatch. Seriously, what are the chances that Rick Dyer actually killed ANOTHER Bigfoot? ZERO! NADA! ZIP!

Dyer and his half-witted band of armed and ill prepared campers managed to allegedly kill a Bigfoot in less than two days. Rick has to be the luckiest person on earth OR he has serious mental issues he just can't let go of. This guy keeps trying to hammer a square peg in to a round hole, and he keeps failing.

Doll Boy's "news" blog doesn't say anything and neither do his two videos. Did the dumbass forget that he promised updates every fifteen minutes?



Ricky also said that he wouldn't be holding anything back. Information would be released immediately. So, what is February 15, 2015 all about? Do his five followers have to wait that long to buy the DVD for $249.99?






I thought Dyer found the Lord and there would be no more lies and no more bullshit. I've only started this post and he's already lied twice. A fake Bigfoot wrapped up in plastic with bags of ice randomly tossed around is hardly an act of transparency. It's typical Dyer smoke and mirrors. This thing looks like it's four feet tall. I think this is the part where Dyer steals elements from the stories of other people. Justin Smeja's story comes to mind...except four people didn't execute his.

Now he has dragged Biff Burk and Tim Fricke in to another fraudulent venture. Do these clowns think any news station will take them seriously?



According to Doll Boy's video, "9 people has made history". Really? You mean there are six others in on this hoax too? It's no wonder they didn't want to be recorded.


This tarpsquatch is just a continuation of the 2012 hoax. Do you remember when Rick said they put the body in a tarp and dragged it to the pretend reefer truck? Behold! A "body" in a tarp. Rick's imagination and creativity are magical...said no one ever.



I had been wondering how they got the "body" out of the location and transported it across the field...I mean to another location.


They are strapping the midget tarpsquatch to the roof of the FJ. It's funny when life imitates art. Hey, it was done in the movies, so why not, right?



Here is the big bad hunter poking the Ewok with a stick while Biff Burk has a gun pointed at it. Maybe it only shoots potato pellets. For a tough guy, Rick seems a bit skeered. Nah, he's just trying to add realism to this farce. I brightened up the photo a bit but it still looks like an Ewok..or a big stuffed toy..or a rug.



Maybe Rick, Biff, Tim & Co. are trying to make a movie. Another movie. I think Rick is seriously OCD about making a believable Bigfoot movie. He has been trying since 2008 but he always gets busted before he can finish. It must drive him insane.

I would like to thank Travis for bringing the following to our attention. Thanks to Bob as well for grabbing a screen shot. I had already grabbed one and filtered it a bit. The credits just before the end of Rick's latest video is just a quick flash but it's legible.



Do you see a familiar name in the list of credits? I know I do and it's the artist Chris Russel. Mr. Russel made the now infamous Hank prop for Rick. Rick is very well known for doing nefarious things, so maybe Chris is not aware that his name is being used for another hoax. Maybe Chris made another Bigfoot doll. I have already contacted Chris, so let's not bombard the guy. He has a legitimate business to run. He has one of those things Rick doesn't have... a job.





Why would a group of people who allegedly killed a Bigfoot need a costume designer? Why are the credits just a flash? If we didn't know Dyer any better, we would say he is up to no good...again.

It's kind of sad that a bunch of 40+ year olds need to run around and make an elaborate hoax. For what? It's certainly not for redemption because there is nothing Dyer needs to redeem himself for. He's a hoaxer and a liar, he always has been.

I don't know why Biff Burk and Tim Fricke are involved in this. Biff seems to have a pretty good life going on his ranch and Tim has a good job with a major corporation. So what's in it for them besides shits and giggles? Are all of them trying to get their fat heads on television? Are they trying to attract producers for some lame ass reality show? Lord knows we have enough of that tripe already.


Yes, God would be so proud of Dyer right now. Rick swore he wouldn't lie any more. He swore he wouldn't mess with people. He swore he was on the straight and narrow.

If this entire charade wasn't so damned funny, it would be downright pitiful. Perhaps it's both.

We are not done with this story and we'll do our best to keep on top of it.


UPDATE:

Chris Russel got back to me and he said he did not make another Bigfoot prop for Rick.

Now the question is why did Rick use Chris' name without permission?

95 comments:

  1. Another doomed attempt by the Master of Fail, Rick Dyer. SMFH

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    1. And that circle-jerk of "follower/friends" are all POS. Don't kid yourself into thinking they are being duped or are not in on it.

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  2. Rick you fat ass, get back here and help me pack up. The 10 kids aren't helping. Quit playing in the woods with your stupid friends.

    We are all out of KFC and Kool-aide so please hurry home.

    By the way my favorite faux mink coat is missing; have you seen it?

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  3. I hope Dyer the POS falls off the planet soon. The hoaxing has gone on too long. The guy has serious mental problems and should be locked up.

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  4. Rick Dyer Sorry for the grammar mistake was just trying to get it out fast. We own the footage ,we own the bodies and there are no third parties we have to answer to. Fortunately this was a team effort and the team will be making the decisions. If it wasn't for Biff Burk we would still be in the woods today. We have no problem letting credible people come and inspect specimen. no smoke and mirrors we have nothing to hide. I just think God he let me be a part of this. The only thing I did was brought us together the real credit goes to my team.

    He's still playing the god card. Now he can't say this was a joke or claim anything else without being seen as a hypocritical douchebag. Doing stupid things hasn't been hard for Rick, though.

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  5. WOW, you all saw the teddy bear too...LMAO

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  6. I don't think Rick thought this one out very well (not that the previous ones were great).

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  7. Wayne Williams That's a pretty neat Trailer Rick Dyer , now I know what relevance the big stick has in the photos . It looks like some tribal relic . I'm definitely convinced that you truly have a Sasquatch specimen ! Congratulations Biff Burk , Tim Fricke & of course Rick Dyer .

    Sad act or great delusion. Sure, Wayne, there are prehistoric tribal humans/apes running around PA!

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    1. They certainly are running around Pa!

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    2. I was referring to the idea that they had some sort of peace pipe or magic stick- some cultural instrument that's significance to them. I'm not talking about the idea of Bigfoot itself.

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    3. Oh, like that thing he bought on Ebay?

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  8. Is Feb 2015 when all the scientists finally have some space in their schedule to meet at the Hollywood sign to reveal the specimint to the pubic? That will be off the chain, 110%!

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    1. Yeah, he could never properly say the word "Specimen" always "speciment"...But "specimint" is more appropriate. I can't begin to tell you all how many packs of mint and gum Andrew and I had to buy to protect ourselves from his bad breath....lol

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  9. They should all quit while they are ahead and just make a movie called "Getting High", a more believable venture.

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    1. Did that blue faced BF hold his hit too long?

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  10. The body under the tarp is that of an extremely hairy and well hung tweaker Rick picked up at a bath house a few days ago. Rick, Tim, Biff Buff and the dwarf drove to the woods for 2 days of unrestrainted meth consumption and uncondomed anal sex. Unfortunately the dwarf ODed and Rick got scared. They wrapped the body in a tarp, erased the video of Rick getting gangbanged and shot some new video of the "Bigfoot". Rick then went into the woods to poop out any DNA evidence before the authorities showed up.

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  11. He is going to basically redo his last hoax...film it...and pass it off as a Blair witch type thing....all the hater and follower reactions and such will be authentic...that way he can make money on this hoax...all and claim it's all for a movie. ..

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    1. I think you hit it on the head. The POS is making his version of a Blair Witch movie. Obviously this loser and his new Team Tubesteak are hoping to cash in but they will fail. They will fail because that's what losers do. I hope a tree falls on him.

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    2. It's the reason he is going to Canada...to get footage of Randy as he confronts him...Or something along those lines

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    3. He can't do no worse than some of the "Bigfoot movies" that are out now! Hell, he may have found his calling! Besides, I hope he did kill a Bigfoot, maybe he'll shut the hell up, and go away!

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  12. Randy....Rick is trying to get someone from your blog riled up and do something stupid so he can sue you. This whole story is a scam to antagonize you and your followers.

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    1. He may be trying to rile people up, but I doubt the intent is to sue. It would be ironic if he thought to do that, as he clearly has libeled several people.

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    2. Riled up? I'm over here laughing my ass off at Ricky Retard. Who can get riled up after looking at his little mongoloid melon head? He's as pitiful as a 3 legged dog.

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  13. Tomorrow (Oct. 29) the new show Killing Bigfoot airs in Canada, and what do you know, Mr. Dyer has killed one just a day or two before. What timing!

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    1. "Killing Bigfoot" is on YouTube now, also. Should you miss it.

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  14. Well, at least he has pictures this time. That preservation technique looks incredibly advanced.

    Don't forget the Halloween stores have been loaded with crap like this over the past few weeks. Nice timing for a new body.

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    1. 'preservation technique' LOL!!! I absolutely love this blog!!! PLUS 1

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  15. *yawn* please make pos go away

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  16. Little Dicky said something about going around the country and confronting the haters. I liked that movie the first time it was made .....Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back. Also, PLEASE come to my house! I'd like to have you trespass on my property and introduce you to a friend of mine. ;)

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    1. ive already offered him to come to my house and to come right in the front door, but being the coward and pussy that he is, it never happened ;(

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    2. I believe "dickless" is the appropriate word...lol

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  17. So fatboy already removed the video, just like he usually does. He posts a video, thinking it's amazing, and it gets exposed and ripped to shreds right here within two minutes and he has to remove it. He must shit his pants on the regular every time he reads this blog and his hoaxes and lies get completely exposed and destroyed right here.
    That "Bigfoot" looked as pathetic and fake as Hank did. And don't worry Rick, plenty of people saved that video to throw right back up online when you make a new one trying to change the mistakes you made in the first one.
    Remember one thing fatboy, everyone here is smarter than you and we're always at least one step ahead of you. You'll never win, you're bringing a knife to a gun fight. But keep on trying, it's fun watching you being exposed and looking like a fat fool.

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    1. Anyone else notice the tarpsquatch has like a 26" waist?

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  18. Dyers ass is fucking huge!! It needs its own zip code. I guess that butt plug must always fall out. I think a concrete buddah statue is sideways up there in place of the butt plug. What a fag...

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  19. Yes DS I did notice that! Tarpsquatch is a hairy supermodel from England. "GET THE LONDON LOOK!" (Have you seen that commercial? terrible....

    Anyway, I just want to say thank you to Randy and all of the creative writers on this blog. I look forward to it every single day!

    Great job Randy! You NEVER disappoint us!

    - Hopeful Optimistic no more

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  20. Haha...Dumbass took his video down and replaced it...now there is no grammar error and the flash of the credits is gone....
    Too late you corn toothed, retarded, fat, no edgima-cashun having, steaming pill of dog shit...

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  21. How come he's got all these video graphics in place? Must have taken his video equipment (that he stole) and inserted all ready made up stuff. He knew about the hoax for some time.

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    1. The video graphics are just part of movie editing software program loaded on his laptop or iPad. Nothing special there. Middle school students come up with better graphics than Dyeria.

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    2. Point is why would you do it when you have a bigfoot? You would be attending to business.

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  22. DS...the Tarpsquatch is also missing a cone shaped head. I think that's Tim Fricke wrapped up in the tarp. Since he's on crutches and can't walk or run, he must be in PA for his Bigfoot impersonation skills.

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  23. Musky didn't show with the yellow parasite powder, so we had to buy hospital masks.
    RD

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  24. Why the hell are Dyer's pants halfway off? What were they doing out there when they weren't playing Bigfoot hoaxers?

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    1. His pants aren't falling down...they are being pushed down by his gut..

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  25. Why would anyone bother to take the time to make some shitty promo videos if you have a real Bigfoot? You would be doing deals etc. This hoax has already failed. Just like Ricks attempt to cover up Tishana Lane...

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    1. Ooooooooooooo......Doing deals would require him to have a brain and good breath. Also a pair of balls might come in handy. Oh you mean the woman he had extra marital sex with on the tour when he wasn't with a $2.00 hooker?

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    2. Dyer cant make business calls has some sort of fear. This is a train wreak. Pass the pop corn.

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    3. Don't buy any pop corn, the movie won't last that long...10 secs...like dyer.....lol

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  26. This is why he only packed his camera gear and some weapons...he knew he would only be there a couple of days. ..it's also why he got that food processor/flying lawnmower...not to find a bf...but for footage...
    This is all for a movie...

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  27. It's a good time for Lily to go through Ricks facebook account from Jan - March. I am sure she can figureout fat ass and find the trail of deception he did to her. Wont need a lawyer to divide the Dyer empire! Living on food stamps makes a great marriage.

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  28. i cant wait for the video where they are all laughing because 'it was all just a joke on the haters!' lol

    RD is very predictable...

    So much for RD being a Christian.. that lasted longer than I thought it would.

    - Hopeful Optimistics no more

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    1. You got that right! God does not like secrets or hidden things = Tarpsquatch = Feb 2015....LIES LIES LIES!!!

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  29. Dyer want's to be like Jesus? Do you think he can fast for more than 4 mins let alone 40 days and nights? Maybe he want's to be nailed to a cross.

    Maybe he just want's to make enough money to buy his own McDonald's so he can be the best tracker in the world. Its the only thin he CAN track.

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  30. Help me, I am a little person, you may know me as a midget, I was hired by this fat toothless guy to play a role in a major motion picture, I'm stuck in a fucking blue tarp that smells like goatass and cum. Please send someone soon, they just put ice bags around me and my cellphone is almost out of juice, I'm cold, hungry, and... Hurry! Please dear God hurry!

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  31. Just follow the trail of KFC, that may help you find out which KFC store you are at... Or Kyrstals, or Wafflehouse , or Ihop, or any other known Dyer hangout.

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  32. He's now posted a shitty b/w photo which shows nothing.

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  33. Rick certainly has a hoax playbook, and this is right in the script. Lame blurry black-and-white meaningless photos, and a mysterious date set way in the future. It's literally the same thing as the stupid "Bigfoot fur photo" and "press conference in January 2015." See you there, Chief.

    Unfortunately for him, he burned every speck of credibility, and so this is doomed to be passed around only among the Burks, Frickes, and Colemans.

    Wake me up when he actually does something novel or inventive.

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  34. Wayne Williams: I made it , first like, nice trophy there !

    FUCK OFF WILLIAMS..

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  35. When you think Dyer can't possibly get any lamer, he proves you wrong. This hoax is just pathetic in every way possible. He's so damn lazy he can't even spend more than one night in the woods before he magically finds and kills another Bigfoot. Hell, he didn't even need to pack a pair of underwear for this hoax.

    So tell us Rick, if that Bigfoot was killed on Saturday, it surely has been processed by now. And those bags of Walmart ice aren't going to do a thing but keep it cool for a few hours. So where did you take it to have it preserved? When will the first useful pictures be released, not that useless B&W pic you posted. Real pictures.
    You know nobody believes you killed a Bigfoot. Not a single person with a working brain believes you are nothing but a 40 year old useless, wife beating, yellow toothed, drain on society.

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  36. How nice that every thing is lit up and in focus except for the tarpsquatch.

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  37. Wow! how lucky can one guy be? not one, but two bigfoot have been shot And killed by the same guy in less than two years. People have searched their whole lives for this creature and this guy kills two of them. he must be the greatest bigfoot tracker of all time! (sarcasm off)

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  38. Could that B&W picture be any worse? Seriously? POS has in his possesssion a Bigfoot and still can't post a single good picture of it. He can post 200 crystal clear selfies a day of his fat melon but he somehow can't take one good, clear picture of a dead Bigfoot. It's not like the Bigfoot is moving or anything. It's dead. It's been dead since Saturday and he can't post one single good picture of it.

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    1. Because he didn't kill anything, he has to keep things blurry so he has a little longer to feel good about himself before he gets busted again.

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  39. Robert Lindsay should be confirming to be true any day now. I know he knows somebody that knows somebody that knows somebody that knows somebody.

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    1. It is true. I have contacts that are very reliable. They have confirmed the body IS real. It has been confirmed by two medical Doctors, I happen to know both of the. The presser announcement will be coming soon. Check out my blog for the latest details and updates.

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  40. Rick reply on FB:

    Rick Dyer: National attention will come there's a lot of things we must do first to avoid getting it taken away. But national attention will come guaranteed

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    1. the only thing coming will be rick as he ferociously jerks off. I'm sure that will get no national attention.

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  41. Fascano is claiming Shrum might be behind the new hoax! Shrum makes Dyer look like a spelling bee champ!!
    Sasquatchevidence.com

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    1. ha!!!! plus 1.. this keeps getting better and better! Absolute 1st class entertainment. I can't wait for RD's 7th and 8th hoax.

      - Hopeful Optimistic no more

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  42. that black and white pic on facebook right now is absolutely hilarious. RD did such a terrible job with the photo shop..

    Look at RD's face!!! Some of his face is blurred out.

    It reminds me of that awful 'medical scan' of Hanks face that was all photo shopped to hell around the face.

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    1. Most people photoshop photos to make them look better, clearer. Not POS. He photoshops the hell out of them to make them look worse and useless. Like you said, he got so carried away he even blurred out part of his own face. What a dumbass.
      Don't worry though. After he reads these posts he will take it down and give it another run through the photoshop program.

      Hey Rick, how about his, Post a pic of the damn thing in the light of day, you stupid fuck. You said this one was all yours. Post a damn good pic of it then and not these useless ones.

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    2. He has to make it blurry so that you can't immediately see that it's another doll.

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  43. Din't even have to pee on my walmart ribs this time. More for me suckers!

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  44. The pic is B&W because it has been stated that it has reddish hair...and from his video we can see that it has black hair...
    Dyer fail....

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  45. lol Q-Tip and fame-ust. love it. and the wally world bag is a nice touch.

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  46. Hahahahha... FOUR people have liked his new "real" Bigfoot.

    Rock bottom.

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  47. tarpsquatch has turned into blursquatch.

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  48. omg the sparkle, it could be coming back! smh

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  49. AnonymousWednesday, October 29, 2014 12:56:00 PM
    Rick reply on FB:
    Rick Dyer: National attention will come there's a lot of things we must do first to avoid getting it taken away. But national attention will come guaranteed
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    Yeah.........like posting videos about it, so no one would know.

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    1. He said before to avoid having it taken away, he would run to the TV stations if he ever shot another one.
      If I shot a BF, I would assume that I would put it on ice first. I would then call everyone I knew to come and see it. I would then tell them all to meet at the TV station the next morning, a few hundred witnesses showing up to the TV station! I would call multiple TV stations, and they all would film it, with everyone there! Then I would have the body either embalmed, or sold, and taken to the proper medical facility. IT WOULD COME OUT IMMEDIATELY!! I would not email Robert Lindsay, and other BF people, I could care less, I want the world to see it!! ( I would tell you guys first tho, of course!)

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    2. Who ever said Dyer 'shot' one?, I've only seen that 'his team' killed one.

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    3. Dyer exactly hasn't been consistent about how the "body" was produced. That will happen when you communicate through Tim Fasano and Robert Lindsay- and then there is the fact that he is an uneducated hillbilly. Imagine straight information coming from that unholy trinity. Who's Tim Trickle, lol.

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  50. you would think with that fancy camera the douche was showing off that he could get a CLEAR FUCKING PICTURE lol. right dyer? goddamn fraud pos. and now hes got q-tip and pumpkinhead balls deep in the hoax too.

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  51. Don't worry folks, I'm sure HD pictures and video will be up soon. Rick said there would be no smoke and mirrors this time and he never lies.

    Soon, very soon...........

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  52. Hey, guys. I've been following the Dyer saga for a year, but there's still a lot I don't know. I have two quick questions:
    1. Did Dyer really claim he was a chupacabra hunter at some point? What happened there?
    2. Where does "fiber glasted" come from?

    Thanks!

    - Skeptsquatch

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  53. AnonymousWednesday, October 29, 2014 4:34:00 PM
    Hey, guys. I've been following the Dyer saga for a year, but there's still a lot I don't know. I have two quick questions:
    1. Did Dyer really claim he was a chupacabra hunter at some point? What happened there?
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    Yep, Chupracabra Hunter, Ghost Hunter & Tours, Hoax Buster, Corrections Officer, Security Guard, star of many award winning documentaries, Film Producer, you name it.......even went so far as saying that with funding He and his team would find Natalee Holloways' body(she was the college girl that went missing during a vacation in Aruba; was in the news for quite a while)
    What happened with the Chupracabra? went to Tampico, Mexico(where the 'haunted places' tours were) came back with 'Lilly'.
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    AnonymousWednesday, October 29, 2014 4:34:00 PM
    2. Where does "fiber glasted" come from?
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    from Rick's mastery of the English language, he still can't speak & spell correctly.....happens when you don't pass 3rd grade.
    PS: fiberglasted is just one of many of Rick's unique use of English, hell...the guy couldn't even spell 'Bigfoot' correctly when he had his 'big foot' towing business....there's a reason Matt Whitton did all the talking back during the 2008 scam.

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  54. The more I see of Rick Dyer's hoaxes, I have to conclude Matt Whitton is an absolute genius compared to him. There was a reason Whitton did all the talking.

    Even taking out his history, Rick Dyer's claims are about as believable as you would expect from a Georgia redneck claiming to have the body of a mythical beast to reveal to the world at a later date.

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    1. @4:52, I see we can to the same conclusion regarding Whitton, lol.

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  55. Just when you think rick can't get any fatter....he does. Seriously rick. Do you eat literally every ten minutes or something? I bet the only way you can have sex is with lily on top. Its the only way she can breathe and it's the only way she can remotely feel your tiny penis.

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  56. World is Lol @ Rob Lindsay

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