Wednesday, July 16, 2014

Christopher Noel - "How Do I Know?"



Last night Christopher Noel posted a video, and to be quite honest, I was fiberglasted. I thought this issue was dead in the water and anyone who used to believe Rick had jumped ship...except for Tim Fricke of course.
   If you have not watched Chris' video, here it is.






 Shortly after watching his entire video I started to leave comments. To my surprise, Christopher was online and he started to question my opinions. I obliged by providing answers but he started playing me for an idiot. He deflected issues I brought up and he was asking for extreme clarification to the point I thought he was being obtuse. He appeared to be confused by what I was saying.

I remained as polite as I could but Chris swiftly disabled comments, thus deleting all of my comments. I managed to get a couple of screen shots.





Since Christopher would not afford me the chance to continue the discussion with him, I will continue here and finish it. Mr. Noel holds M.K. Davis in high regard as an analyst and he blindly accepts the "Eye Blinking" video to support his claims that 1.) Dyer killed a Bigfoot and 2.) the tent video is authentic.

  I like M.K. Davis and he has produced some very fine work, most notably, the stabilization of the PGF. On the other hand, M.K. has come up with some things that are a bit of a reach in my opinion. The Sells videos fall in to that category. I reserve my opinions on Mr. Davis' analyses on a case by case basis.

The "Eye Blinking" video is one of those I highly question and I have questioned it since the day it was posted. I stated that I believed we were looking at artifacts in the video and I maintain that position. I had never taken the time to breakdown M.K.'s video then, but I have done it now to illustrate what I see. The video below is a clip taken from Christopher Noel's video and it's played at regular speed.

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I will now show the same clip slowed down to 50% speed, then slowed down to 25% speed. I have added some notes as well. This particular clip is mostly for the benefit of Mr. Noel. Most of us can spot the issues immediately. It's still worth watching though.

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To further illustrate my point, I made a short gif. You will notice that that the eye blink and tree trunk anomaly coincide with each other.


I also have some photos to show. By now things are quite obvious but I'm a stickler for being thorough.





I wasn't aware of this until recently but ParaBreakdown also covered this. It appears that Para and I have come to the same conclusion on this matter.



Christopher then goes on to talk about 'Shooting Bigfoot' and why he believes the subject is a real Bigfoot. He chose the best bits to try to justify his belief that Rick Dyer killed a Bigfoot during the filming of the documentary.



I tried this and I had no problem at all manipulating my hand in to this position.

This blog already covered the documentary here and here.

I don't know what Mr. Noel's reasons or motives are for clinging to the story of a proven five time hoaxer. Is it ego and pride? Is it the need to be right or to have a belief validated?
Whatever his motives are, he seems to have thrown all reasoning out the window.

85 comments:

  1. Noel is a Douche - always has been. He was aligned with Facebook Find Bigfoot ...and we all seen how that all turned out.

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    1. Whether he's a pathological liar or delusional dolt, the boy needs help.

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    2. Chris Noel has a book published with Rick Dyer killing a (fake) bigfoot at the conclusion.
      He will NEVER ever admit he was duped and made a fool of because then his book will be a lie. Which will cast doubt upon every single one of the other encounters in his book(s).
      Though educated, his judgement really, really, stinks.
      Christopher Noel is a naive, gullible, old fool.
      And Rick Dyer feeds off that type.

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  2. I am not really sure how you actually address the absolute and totally unfathomable thinking and stupidity of Mr Noel. Is he joking? Don't think so.
    Does he have a mental disorder? A possibility.
    Really how do you address such lack of clarity and thought process??
    I do know one thing though, you backed Dyer then and still seem to. Dyer a man who stole peoples money. In my books and normal people, that makes you a POS..Christopher Noel.

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  3. Noel is an absolute moron. I don't care where he went to college, the dude is a moron.
    He's the kind of guy you have to explain a joke to twice. A joke that anyone else would have gotten the first time.
    He's the kind of guy that will argue for hours what "shade" of blue the sky is.
    He's the kind of guy that believes POS actually shot and killed a Bigfoot in TX.
    Moron.
    MORON.

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    1. More of a case of being stubborn and needing to be right, IMHO.

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  4. It is a mystery. Why do smart people seemingly take this path. I know of others who refuse to disavow Dyer. It just makes no sense. Good job

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  5. Nice Randy. :)

    It's funny how M.K. Davis and Chris Noel don't mention the tree blinking along with the bigfoot. It happens, right when the bigfoot blinks. So, the tree must have eyes! And those eyes blink exactly when the squatch does! Seriously, just look to the left of the finger point. It's clear as day. That's more incredible than a sasquatch.

    When you start fuckin around with video editing, you can start finding a ton of stuff that you couldn't see originally--that is not to say that it's there, it just appears to be there. I'm sure by changing color and contrast, you could find demon faces there too, proving that bigfoot is a timelord.

    If Chris Noel hadn't basically swept the hand/mask movement basically under the rug, I could have met him half way on his analysis (which would have been concluding 'maybe') But, yeah, guess it's an ego thing.

    Nice post Randy. :)

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  6. he has a master's degree in fiction writing....go figure....

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  7. Noel is a video expert?

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  8. And the 2014 BF Mr. Irrelevant award goes to Chris Noel !

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  9. Last I heard, Dale Boswell still thinks it may be a possibility Dyer killed a Bigfoot. He believes this even after the abuse he received from Dyer.

    When the Tent Video first came out, no one knew Dyer had anything to do with it. Kulls busted Dyer a few weeks later and Dyer admitted it was his video. FBFB, Noel and the rest of the dipshits had a lot of time to pour over the video. They were convinced it was authentic. After Dyer admitted the Tent Video was his, they wanted to believe in Bigfoot so badly that they told themselves Rick might be telling the truth this time. So, they supported him.

    Noel is obsessed with this shit. He is so convinced that Bigfoot exists, that in his mind he believes that the Tent Video is the real deal. And, he thinks the idiotic footage from "Shooting Bigfoot" is real, too. He will obviously stand by his moronic beliefs, despite the fact that Dyer's hoax was buried weeks ago.

    Now we have two people tied for the dumbest-mother-fucker-in-the-world award... Tim Fricke and Chris Noel.



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    1. I want my own award dip shit! Not gonna share it with Chis!

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    2. ^^@4:29 All right then Tim, you can have your own "Dip Shit Award". Congratulations.

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  10. Noel, that is a hand that adjusts the mask. Take another look at it. Its a hand. Also, those are NOT three different Bigfoot. It's one guy in a suit. The camera angle changed a bit and kept moving when Morgan hit the ground. Its the same person. Look at it again.

    It is you, Noel, who is blinded to the truth. Dyer is yankin' your chain... always has been. Morgan said he believed it was a guy in a suit. Take your blinders off, fool.

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    1. 99.9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 of the population see exactly what you described. Noel is competition with the 6 billion people on planet earth to see who is the dumbest and most clueless and he is leading by a large margin. Well Tim is right in stride with him.

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    2. It certainly is possible that it is a "hand adjusting a mask", but I would also grant that it is certainly not conclusive. The image is just too blurry to say definitively. Which, I suppose, begs the question: Given the camera that MM was using (under those light conditions) SHOULD the images be much sharper? Has the footage been altered, blurred, distorted? If so, why?
      As for MK Davis' 'analysis' that he claims shows the figure in the tent video blinking ... that is preposterous. As others have pointed out, the damn tree blinks at the exact same instant! Why hasn't he retracted this blatantly absurd explanation? Or, why hasn't he explained away what is so obvious to everyone else?

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  11. Great job Randy. Unfortunately Mr. Noel is beyond help in this matter. I just hope that hi

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  12. I just hope that his latest video doesn't drum up "fresh blood" for Dyer. Mr.Noel is a good example showing that intelligence and common sense don't necessarily go hand-in-hand
    Ang

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  13. Just because you have a degree, it doesn't mean you're smart. Has anyone actually SEEN said degree from Yale? What year did he graduate? And, what has he done since then, professionally?

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  14. First, along with the tree blinking, the lower edge of the tent screen moves up as the bigfoot and tree blink. There is compression of the entire image. There is no blink!!!

    Second, there aren't 3 creatures (guy in a suit) in the movie. There is just one. EVEN IF there were 3, Chris Noel thinks it's more likely that there were 3 real bigfoots there that night strolling through a patch of woods in the middle of the night behind Home Depot in fucking SAN ANTONIO than 3 hired guys in suits.

    Third, let us remember that he also sees a real bigfoot in the woodpile video. Case closed. He's kookoo for Cocoa Puffs.

    Thirdly,

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  15. Did anyone bother to watch Dyer's response videos to Noel? I couldn't bring myself to listen.

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    1. Not me. I'm sure it's the same old bullshit. Boring. When Fatty makes a video exposing Musky's full role in this, I'll watch.

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  16. Tim Pumpkin Fricke and Chris Noel love to ride the "Failed Hoax" train that Freezer Boy Dyer created in his desperate attempt to be somebody special. Three great examples of delusional pieces of crap.

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  17. Duh...you guys didn't know that big feet's face doesn't move?...I thought everyone knew that...
    But when they do move...they make nearby trees move too...
    Grasping at straws Noel...grasping at straws...

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    1. plus 1! good post..

      -Hopeful Optimistic no more

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  18. I think the gurgling sound after the shot, was Rick's stomach jonesing for some KFC.

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    1. If you listen closely....it says "more gravy"...

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  19. Noel is an utter fool for sure. He's really no different from Lindsay, Boswell and a few others who say they've come to their senses about Dyer, realize that he's got mental issues, but, STILL believe that Dyer could be telling the truth.

    Yeah, yeah...we know; "AT THE END OF THE FUCKING DAY", Dyer will provide proof he shot and killed a BF.

    I think MK's an OK dude as well, but most of his analysis/breakdown videos are pure conjecture and wishful thinking. The alleged 'blinking' in the tent video is indeed nothing more than pixilation and artifacts.

    Noel is one of those people with no common sense and although well spoken and well read.

    I watched his video - it was pathetic. Watched the first one from Dyer too and it was even more pathetic. I could NOT bare to watch anymore of the same crap from Dyer and it is the same drivel he's been spewing for over a year.

    Dyer's finished and it's best to keep the discussions about him to a minimum. Ignoring him has been working great so far.

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  20. I actually watched Rick's response. Ugh, it was tough... Watching any of Rick Dyers crap is agonizingly difficult. He has memorized about 5 key sentences and he continues to say them over and over and over again.
    1. 'At the end of the day I'll show you a BF.'
    2. 'Regarding the DVD's; Soon folks, very soon.'
    3. 'Dale, Lync, and Andrew were only in it for the money.'
    4. 'Team Tracker baby.'
    5. 'Pass me the bbq sauce and the rest of the KFC bucket Lilly, you bitch!" followed by a slap to her face with his Ebay butt plug.

    -Hopeful Optimistic no more

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    1. It's always the same stuff over and over. The only thing I remember any different was he said that he now thinks the Patterson-Gimlin film may be real and not a hoax. Of course that's just because Noel used it to compare it with the Shooting Bigfoot footage. It's so predictable; I remember thinking he would probably say that when I first saw Noel's terrible video.

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  21. I don't know why anyone even fathoms the idea of tubby actually shooting a Bigfoot. If he had, there would be much more than grainy,brief videos. There would be video of the dead Bigfoot...or RD would have, at the very least shown a good pic of it. Idiots want so badly for Bigfoot to be real that they believe any kind of "evidence" they can get.

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    1. True, except for the last sentence...Unfortunately the Interrogation one gets for believing in BF, leads us to "hope" the evidence is legit....Except in douchebags case.

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  22. It was only Noel`s "Hey look at Me" moment, nothing more. We looked at you Noel and will promptly forget you again.

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  23. Dyer, you fucking idiot. First of all, the FJ looks like shit. It looks like spray painted flat black primer on it. Second, you are NOT getting more followers... They have been dropping every day, your Facebook and Youtube have both had huge drops. Your videos are only being watched by haters who are laughing at you. You are a fat piece of shit, a terrible husband and father, and Randy is 1,000 % the man you are. He's smarter, better looking, has a JOB, and is RIGHT about you and you hate that, that's why you are so obsessed with him. Stupid redneck POS. Lol

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    1. Yeah, he completely ruined that FJ. And that was the only nice thing had. LOL
      POS doesn't realize how stupid he makes himself look every time he makes another of those rant videos. All he does is add yet more proof that he's a lying idiot. How fucking dumb must he be to not realize how ridiculous he looks STILL claiming there's going to be a press conference. A fucking press conference 6 damn months away. Which is 6 months later than it was previously scheduled for......and that was 6 months later than the previous previous schedule......which was 6 months later than the previous previous previous schedule...... He isn't even smart enough to try a new script for this hoax.
      It's been said on this blog previously, but it's worth repeating. Rick Traylor Chuck Dyer is that very rare individual who doesn't have a single redeeming quality. None. He's 100% vile, disgusting, useless and pathetic. He offers the world nothing but garbage. He's a stain on the human race.

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    2. The FJ looks stupid. WTF is that stupid snorkel thing? It looks like a fisher price toy now. WTG lardass! lol

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  24. Noel... seriously. You are stupid as hell. Why did you put the leg angle thing in your video if you can't measure the angle of of the supposed "creature" from the film? That proves nothing.

    You've been conned. Why don't you just accept it? There isn't a single shred of evidence that Rick killed a Bigfoot... nor did you provide any evidence in your dumb video. Yet, there is a shit ton of evidence that this has all been a hoax.

    I didn't think the Tent Video was every real. My first impression of the video was that it looked like a person in a mask or makeup wearing sunglasses. This was long before I ever found out Shit Stain took credit for the obviously faked video.

    No one in the Bigfoot community thinks the Tent Video or the footage from the film show a real creature. A lot of people have looked at it. I'm sure even Meldrum has looked at it and the Finding Bigfoot people have looked at it too. If the "Shooting Bigfoot" footage of the creature were real, it would be even better than PGF. Yet, no one thinks so... because its a guy in a mask.

    I challenge you, Noel, to provide one concrete piece of evidence to back up your claims that doesn't involve vague explanations about ape hands, leg angles or that you have no idea what that thing is that looks exactly like a hand adjusting a mask.

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    1. Noel likes to use words never used by normal people, but comes off a dufus, with actually never really never explain Jack. In Noels world, Squatches face palm all the time, trying to mimick a mask on a human. Its a Squatch defense mechanism, trying to make the Squatch look like some idiot in a mask.

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  25. Hey POS, we know you read this blog religiously. Shouldn't you be getting ready for you big sold out expedtion that kicks off tomorrow instead of posting stupid videos.
    Let me guess, none of the many campers want any pictures or videos taken of the expedtion, right? Just like the last time?
    Is that really the best excuse you can come up for why not a single person signed up? How fucking embarassing it must be for the best Bigfoot tracker in the world to not be able to get a single person to sign up to go Bigfoot hunting with him. Not one.
    And it's not just this expedition. I've been following this nonsense for two years now and you haven't had one single person give you a dime to go on an expedition. In face. the only expedition you've even had was that nightmare pseudo camping trip in Vegas last year. You know, the one that almost killed Frank. The one where you left for 8 hours so you could go home, beat Lilly a bit, go to McDonald's, take a nap. You know, your typical day.

    Start working on your excuse for this weekend chubby. The excuse you used last time just isn't going to fly twice in a row.

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  26. Wow, Rick really loves me. I got a video AND a blog post!! This is the bestest day ever...lol.
    I swear, the guy is too easy to get going. Wind him up and watch him go!
    I wasn't aware that I was picking on Christopher Noel. I thought my blog post was more or less civil and to the point. I guess it's okay for Chris to use the eye blink video to confirm a real Bigfoot, but I can't use it to show that Chris' logic is flawed.
    Rick has serious self esteem issues, it would seem.
    I offered him another wager, the same as the last one. He gets bigfoottrackernews.com if he really did kill a real Bigfoot and I get bigfoottracker.com if he didn't.
    It's a simple and legal wager only requiring a transfer of a domain name. I KNOW Rick will jam out like the pathetic liar that he is.

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  27. Just watched Fatty's latest videos. Fatty, you can yell all you want but you're still full of shit. The tent video is the lamest piece of "footage" out there and has been debunked over and over. There's no blinking, muscle movement, chewing or anything. It's 100% fake. You know it. Everybody knows it. Except Chris Noel for some reason.

    Shooting Bigfoot is also fake. MM said so at the Edinburgh premiere, there were footers in the audience who reported it on Facebook, but you can keep pretending it didn't happen. The shooting bigfoot thing looks faker than the tent video. That's why you lost 80% of your followers after the first screening. But by all means, keep stomping your feet and squawking that it's real. Gives us stuff to laugh at.

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    1. Also remember April 30th 2013, we were supposed to see the footage + snots coming it's nose + 4-5 min of additional footage, and news coverage...never happened.
      If Shooting Bigfoot was real, the entire movie would have been about Shooting Bigfoot. The documentary would have been all about Dyer, and the footage, along with the body, would have made them both rich and famous.....and look what happened..MM movie flopped....Noel is reaching.....And Rick is like a one legged guy, at an ass kicking contest.

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  28. AnonymousThursday, July 17, 2014 4:24:00 PM
    Hey POS, we know you read this blog religiously. Shouldn't you be getting ready for you big sold out expedition that kicks off tomorrow instead of posting stupid videos.
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    2nd leg of the tour with the real body this time begins in July with paid employees this time, Morgans Matthews is giving a statement to back up his shooting/killing story in July also because RD threatened to sue Matthews if he didn't...the expedition is probably just given a lower priority for the moment...remember this 'The Summer of Bigfoot'(RD)
    Oh wait a minute...this is the last week of July coming up...should be explosive!
    J.L.

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    1. I was wondering how the second leg of the tour was going to start up. As I recall he presold many of the tour stops for big money, all over the country. But then again he sold Hank to his new best friends out in Colorado (you too can be Dyer's best friend when you buy something from him, or even better give him some money).

      Dyer always makes me think of that saying, "you know he is lying when his lips move". Up until now it's always been a general representation for people like politicians or lawyers. Now there is a genuine example. Off the chain, asshole!

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  29. Christopher Noël Debates Rick Dyer
    Published on Feb 8, 2014
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3CnlAaL5yaE
    J.L.

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  30. Listing to anything Noel has to say is just a complete waste of time. The guy's a fool to think Dyer shot anything. Matthews admitted privately to someone closely connected to the movie that the so called "tent" video NEVER happened and the alleged Bigfoot seen in Shooting Bigfoot was a guy in a suit. Noel proves like Dyer, once an asshole, always an asshole

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  31. From what I see and hear there seems to be some kind of underlying motivation between those....I still keep seeing Noel book ad(the Bigfoot standee holding the book) behind Dyer in all his current videos....the fact that Dyer was 'ruffled' by Noel calling him a pathological liar and sociopath..but never called Noel a 'motherf*cking cunt' once...even though Noel says he puts the pathological liar Dyer at distance, he doesn't seem to mind his book ads in Dyers photos and videos.
    maybe Dyer gets a small percentage of the books sold or something...somethings a 'might screwy' here between them....kinda like a 'lovers quarrel'.
    J.L.

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  32. I think Randy's wager is so perfect! If Rick REALLY does have a BF then why not take it??? RD would have nothing to lose!!! Oh thats right... Rick doesn't have shit.. my bad...

    Think about it: Rick must live in complete agony! This blog has absolutely shined the light on what a complete liar Rick Dyer really is!

    Randy thank you for being relentless!

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  33. Clearly you guys are way off on the tent video and the tree blinking. That's obviously not a tree...it's clearly a SECOND Bigfoot that is blinking along with the first one. They were probably trying to adjust to the sight of Rick in his undies filming him from his tent while they were just trying to enjoy a leisurely lunch in the woods.

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  34. Noel sounds just like JJ!

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  35. To me it's remarkable that Robert Lindsay hasn't commented on Noel's video. I don't know if he has quietly disavowed Dyer's claim yet or is simply working up the courage to write about it. Meanwhile he continues to trash the United States and let horribly racist comments go through his blog unchallenged.

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  36. Anyone notice how the tent moves with the blinking eye, and the blinking creature....?

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  37. Anyone get their DVD yet? Anyone?

    Bueller? Bueller?

    That's what I thought.
    Carry on.

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    1. I'm sure Rick would say that it will be soon, I'm mailing them out Monday, I'm not satisfied with the quality and remaking them, you people are haters and will get them last, I decided to add extra material in for my fans, or any other excuse that he is made in the last nine months. Anything other than the truth that you will not be receiving them nor a refund.

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  38. Bigfoot does not exist. All this is completely irrelevant.

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    1. Actually whether Bigfoot exists or not is irrelevant to Rick Dyer being a sociopath and conman. I don't think much about the subject is really discussed by him beyond a superficial level. I think the same could be said about most posters here, much of the time.

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    2. Anon 8:08 could have been Ricky Dyer.

      Except for the accurate spelling, punctuation and the four syllable word 'irrelevant.'

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  39. "of" between "All" and "this" would be more accurate. Wait, am I "sounding" like Noel? Ha!

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    1. What happened in Mineola, JJ? Give us all the details. Did Shit Stain really piss his pants?

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    2. I meant your voices are similar.

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    3. Ha! He wishes.
      Mineola actually had hairy bipeds running around. He was scared. Heck, I was scared. It was either piss or a lot of crotch (less) sweat.

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  40. Wonder how the 94th expedition is going in the north Georgia mountains?

    I guess Fuck Face hanging out in his garage further trying to hide the FJ from the repo man doesn't count.

    Dyer you are a cunt's cunt.

    - Homer Noodleman

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    1. Fucktard will probably spend the weekend making some rambling, dip shit video of him playing make believe Bigfoot Expedition with his pretend friends and pass it off as the real deal. When he's done with that, he'll sing and dance to boy bands, take some selfies and do God knows what with that butt plug he bought on ebay.

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    2. The only expedition POS is making this weekend is to KFC.

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    3. He has a gouty toe. Give him a break! All he can manage is driving to KFC, McDonald's and Taco Bell.

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  41. Can someone please explain to me...if someone pays you for a DVD...and you never ship the DVD...or any product for that matter...how is that not fraud?

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  42. Unless he has a court order to ship them by a certain date, the "Soon, very soon" BS, will keep the few that wasted their money in limbo.

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  43. Dyer is having a show tonight @ 10.pm est. Since he`s on expedition, it will no doubt be transmitted from deep in the woods...maybe from high atop a maple tree while his fawning peeps wait patiently below. Pretty exciting huh? LOL... Actually, I`m curious as to how dyer explains transmitting from his house.

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    1. ^^^ two DM`s. I sneezed.

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    2. Lol, I noticed that. Maybe lard ass had to cancel his sode out expudishin due to gout or some other lame excuse.
      He never seems to get tired of these imaginary expeditions. A weekend of camping is not an expedition.
      Going in to the middle of nowhere for a few months is an expedition. The guy is an idiot.
      He pretends that he has so many supporters and the money is rolling in. He's almost forty and he lives a life of fantasy.

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    3. Or maybe he had to come back to the house for a little while because he forgot to pack his butt plug.

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    4. The expedition was cut short because he got distracted by KFC.

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    5. I'm sure there will be a vote to not display any pictures or video. Dyer will then tell us that Mr. Jones was a great guy and that Mr. Dumass plans to hire Rick for a two week expedition later this year.

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    6. Guys guys, this is awesome news! I'm positive the only reason POS is having a show tonight is that he has good news to report from the field. There must have been something discovered during the expedition. I'm sure that's the only reason the greatest Bigfoot tracker in the world is having a show tonight live from the field. There is no way this show is going to be the usual pathetic profanity, lie filled show from his closet while his kids bang and scream on the closed door. No, this show is going to be an event of monumental proportions live from the woods. There must be some exciting news coming tonight! And I bet he even has some great news on the DVD shipments and some more really cool TWD news. Best show ever! Tim Fricke isn't going to be the only person on the planet watching tonight's show. No, Tim, I will be right there with you watching this epic show! Can't wait!

      The greatest Bigfoot tracker in the world live from the woods tonight! Don't miss it!

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  44. LIVE FROM FUCK FACE's garage, for the billionth time! Learn how to hide your car from the repo man, learn how to hit a pregnant woman, learn how to ignore your children and backstab your friends and claim that you control your pathetic world.

    Yep; life is grand; a party, so go out and do the happy dance, you fat lard ass dipshit, scamming loser; you have reached your pathetic peak and its all straight down hill from here.

    One day your kids will grow up and be absolutely, tee-totally, 100%, off the chain disgusted by your mere presence. Kumbya fuck face.

    - Homer Noodleman

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    1. It's almost as if he is trying to deface the FJ so much that the finance company will write if off as a total loss. You have to know that it also has far more than it's fair share of KFC gravy stains in the upholstery. On top of everything, you know it has to be in rough shape with fatass doing repairs and "gas mileage upgrades". In high school we had the term "ragged out".

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    2. He completely ruined what was a nice car. It now looks like he let his children spray paint the entire thing with black primer. Some people just can't be trusted with nice things.

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