Monday, April 7, 2014
After The Shit
So, Rick Dyer is finally working on his 'After The Shart' video. No wonder those poor misguided fans haven't received the DVD's, Doll Boy had not produced it yet.
I watched the "trailer" to this most epic of failures and this looks like one big hissy fit from the con man. It will be just like his old Hangouts. Name calling, lies, swearing, burping, eating, swearing, name calling, more lies. You know, the usual bullshit from the saddest hoaxer in history.
Here is the monumental yawner people have been waiting for.
Poor Rick just can't stand taking the heat. This is just like 2008 all over again. Bitch, whine, moan and blame other people.
Will these DVD's actually be mailed out this time or will April 15th come and go with nothing more said on the matter? What about the Autopsy video?
This video Doll Boy is trying to make could just be another 'Anatomy of a Hoax'. Maybe he is a big fan of Tom "Get Me A Snapple" Biscardi. One thing we know for sure, Dyer doesn't have an original idea in that cavernous melon of his.
I love the make believe credits.
WOW! iMovies! Does iMovies know it was involved in such a mega-production? Rick is the DoP? Seriously?! How did he manage to pull that off when we was bleating away on camera? How many takes Rick? The cameramen must be well trained in the art of cinematography in order for this "production" to require a Director of Photography.
Here is the role of a DoP
"Directors of Photography (DoPs) are key Heads of Department on film productions, and theirs is one of the major creative roles. They are requested by the Director, and must be approved by the financiers, studio and/or completion bond company. DoPs work closely with the Director and Production Designer to give a film its visual signature. Lighting is one of the fundamental elements in filmmaking; the way in which light falls on an actor's face, reveals an interior space, or illuminates a landscape, can create mood, drama and excitement for the audience. The ability of cinema to entertain and emotionally move an audience is the result of a highly collaborative process which encompasses performance, editing and music. The role of the Director of Photography or Cinematographer is to provide a film with its unique visual identity, or look. Most DoPs work on commercials and promos as well as on feature films. Although the hours are long, and some foreign travel may be required, involving long periods spent away from base, the work is highly creative and very rewarding.
What is the job?
DoPs must discover the photographic heart of a screenplay, using a variety of source material including stills photography, painting, other films, etc. They realise the desired look using lighting, framing, camera movement, etc. DoPs collaborate closely with the camera crew (Camera Operator, 1st and 2nd Assistant Camera, Camera Trainee and Grips). During filming, DoPs also work closely with the Gaffer (whose lighting team are key to helping create the required look of the film), the Production Designer, Costume Designer, and the Hair and Make Up Department."
Rick sure likes to give himself fancy titles when he doesn't know what they mean.
I really find all of this amusing. Rick is the director as well and that is even more amusing.
Chris Russel is the costume designer? I wonder if Mr. Russell is aware of this. Rick, just because you remove a letter from a person's name, it doesn't mean that you can use the name because you feel like it.
This is further proof that Rick Dyer is completely out of touch with reality(in my opinion). He thinks he can play by what ever rules suits his need to be right. It looks like Chris Russell is staring at the underside of the bus now.
If anything, Chris Russell would be under "Special Effects" or "Prop Master". I don't know if Dyer can be any dumber than he is already.
One more thing for the slow ones: Rick Dyer did NOT shoot and kill a Bigfoot.