Thursday, February 27, 2014

The Hand of Hank



Before I get started, I would like to thank "DS" for the following valuable and significant pieces of information.

Early this morning I was looking at a screen shot of the right hand of Hank, the Bigfoot doll. Something seemed strange but I couldn't put my finger on it until DS pointed it out.

DS left a brief comment with a link to a website.

"As far as the fake hands go, there are normally 3 joints in human and primate fingers, called the Proximal interphalangeal joint, intermediate, and distal. The Hand Pic is missing one of these joints...?? Also I didn't notice any Palmar Creases?"

The website mentioned focuses primarily on hand lines but that is not what caught my attention. Here is the link to Hand Lines: Primate Hand vs Human Hand

THIS is what got my attention:


You will notice that the human hand has three phalanges in the fingers and two in the thumb. According to everything I have read, ALL primates have the same number of phalanges in the hand.

From Wikipedia

"The phalanges are bones that exist on each finger and toe. There are 56 phalanges in the human body, with fourteen phalanges on each hand and foot. Three phalanges are present on each finger and toe, with the exception of the thumb and large toe, which possess only two."

 "Most land mammals including humans have a 2-3-3-3-3 formula in both the hands (or paws) and feet."

 "The morphology of the distal phalanges of human thumbs closely reflects an adaptation for a refined precision grip with pad-to-pad contact. While this has traditionally been associated with the advent of stone tool-making, the intrinsic hand proportions of australopiths and the resemblance between human hands and the short hands of Miocene apes, suggest that human hand proportions are largely plesiomorphic — in contrast to the derived elongated hand pattern and poorly developed thumb musculature of extant hominoids. The capability of a pad-to-pad precision grip in human hands is reflected in the morphology of the distal phalanges, especially in the pollical distal phalanges (PDP). [4]"



The following are pictures of the human hand and the hand of other primates.







Take note that all of these hands have three phalanges, from tip to palm.

I think everyone can agree that "Hank", IF he is real, is an upright biped closely related to humans and apes. It would be very difficult to place him in any other category. Agreed?
 Hominidae

Let's look at the screen shot of Hank's hand, shall we?





"Hank" has only two phalanges, not three that are present in all primates. How would a creature with hands like this be able to survive efficiently? According to some people, Bigfoot are arboreal yet the hands show that likely would not be the case. What about grasping sticks or rocks? How could Bigfoot build a shelter or catch prey? It would be very hard if they were missing  intermediate phalanges.

This is overwhelming evidence that Hank, the Bigfoot doll is nothing more than an ill thought out prop. It appears as if the hand was molded in one piece with no spaces between the fingers. Andrew Clacy attributed this to the resin that allegedly coated the hands. That is a complete fabrication in my opinion. The fingers meld together, it's as plain as day.

I see no dermal ridges and no fine lines around the joint of the thumb. It actually looks like some of the paint on the hand is scuffed as well.



Recently the folks at Facebook Find Bigfoot released a statement. This is part of their statement:

"We now have full footage of the specimen and 7 admins have made the trip to Las Vegas to view “Hank” in detail as our agreement stated. Rick was not happy with the number of people who came on our behalf, but he found time to accommodate each visit. We were shown the medical scans to the two Medical Doctor’s associated with FBFB, both were unfamiliar with the technology created such a scan. The specimen has moles, blemishes, hair patterns, open sores, veins just below the skin, fingerprints, injuries to the hands, fingers and toes, and what looks like scars on the forehead from likely impact with branches and trees."

Jack and Jeff sent SEVEN admins and TWO Medical Doctors yet none of them picked up on this glaring mistake. One has to ask how this is possible. One also has to ask how much attention was really given to the "specimen".

I don't know how Rick Dyer and Andrew Clacy will explain away this oversight, but rest assured, whatever it is will be a lie.

363 comments:

  1. Awesome article. Even though hank will be taken out and debunked this weekend we still need as much scientific backing as we can get to hank being an obvious fake made by a prop school dropout.

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  2. As always great Randy and much kudos to DS and all that help along the way!! The hands also look like one mold as to why the fingers are pretty much attached, etc. Its pretty lame and quite apparent. Guess Rick is going to have to cover the hands again. Dam you Randy and DS,lol!!!

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  3. damn, the pinky grew back also

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  4. No nail on the thumb? and don't tell me that's a giant callus on the thumb also.

    I think we need to pass the hat around to send Chris back to modeling school.

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  5. I think if someone were to complain to the Board of Health.....about be sick..after viewing the body....they (the Board of health) would have to make an inspection......and a report...

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    1. Yes. After viewing "hank" I became deathly ill.

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  6. If anyone thinks FB/FB isn't as involved in this hoax as Dyer.....I got some swamp land you can buy.

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  7. As bad as the thumb looks, I've really had trouble figuring out why anyone with a sense of anatomy at all would only give the fingers two joints. At first I thought the lower joint wasn't sculpted out, but the knuckle makes it appear that they do indeed end where they end. But the outer edge along the knuckle is all off too, tapering in so dramatically...it just makes no sense.

    Of course, who are we to say they don't look real, we never killed a Bigfoot or saw their hands, blah blah...

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  8. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oT3mCybbhf0#t=52

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  9. Did the "scan" of Hank show 2 phalanges?

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  10. Hahahahahahahaha!Funniest shit I have ever seen!

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  11. DS finally contributes something worthy to the haters! Nice work DS.

    3 joints is very important to have in a functioning hand.

    I happen to believe that the hand is hand carved out of wood or plastic or something silar.

    I also believe that Dyer obviously knows Hank and his hands are completely fake, and I am pretty sure he isnt going to make up excuses for the hands simply because he just doesnt care that they look fake.

    The sooner we all understand Dyer no longer cares how fake Hank looks to the world the better.

    His recent video where he all but states Hank is fake and people are fools for buying tockets. As long as he sells out thats all he cares about and it was all he ever cared about. The almighty dollar.

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    1. Suddenly it does seem like he never meant to take this long term...it has all the makings of a short-term con, just enough to get a little fame and fortune and then let it fizzle with a big guffaw...it looks like the FB/FB guys are major targets as people have speculated. If it ended tomorrow, and they did give him some money (that was used for the vehicles), they look like total fools. Dyer would have tried a little harder to make it look like a decent body if he wanted to take the thing on a nation-wide tour.

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  12. FB/FB is either in on it or desperate to hang on...can they be that emotionally vested in it? When you start looking ridiculous, like you are being taken on a public ride by a conman, you just need to stop and get off!

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    1. If thats that show on tv with the fat dude they all look like a bunch of dipshits from the city to me. That one fat guy thats always on it looks so misplaced in the woods.

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    2. The fact FBFB sent 7 people to inspect Hank is a $$ investment itself. Top that with all the other money they invested in Dyer and FBFB is heavily emotionally pressured and invested in the notion that Hank NEEDS to be real for them. Top all that off along with a book release they are counting to piggyback on Hanks success.... It's possible they are blind to the truth, but with 7 people and 2 of them experts they have to be either super gullible, in on the hoax or desperate beyond belief for it to be real so much that they are blinded.

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  13. Just as the feet suddenly became covered after this blog pointed out the glaring fakes that they are, tomorrow or maybe even later tonight there will be an emergency trip to Wally World in search of mittens.

    Once again thanks to bigfoottrackernews.com and the folks who support exposing this scam for those yet to encounter Dyeria.

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  14. Shut up and take my money!

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    1. Ill send an invoice to your paypal what is it? I also will need your social security number. Please post it as a reply here.

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  15. I wonder if Tim Fricke is aware that when, Rick does face legal issues. That he as president will be held responsible and left holding the bag.

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  16. Thanks Racer, and everyone...I thought I did find something interesting, but I found this video...Weird that this hand has 2 phalanx too??

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6mSpf-LejYk

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  17. Randy, you are the man! Another excellent blog completely exposing POS's doll for exactly what it is, a very poorly constructed and thought out fake. They can call us haters all they want, but this blog puts out fact after fact about what POS is trying to pull. DS, big props to you for assisting in this. Excellent work gentlemen and thank you so much for all that you do in ending this debacle.

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  18. I also wanted to say that I'm not at odds with anyone here anymore. So it's a good time to disclose what I do for a living.
    I am a Chiropractor, and I have a degree in Physiotherapy.

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    1. Why the secrecy in that? Anyways it's good to see your chiropractic skills put to good use.

      By the way chiropractors are all con men.


      JUST KIDDING DS!!! Got ya! Good find on the hand

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    2. good deal Doc let the truth set you free.

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    3. Chiropractors are great, I need to find a new one mine is retiring in a few months......your not in Ca. are ya Doc?

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    4. No, sorry...I hope you find a good replacement though! Everyone should see one if you haven't.....Makes you feel like a kid again!!

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    5. DS,your name isn't Alan Harper is it?
      ;-)

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  19. Randy, you really only see two? Really? From this pic, I see three. Above the thumb is the short carpals like your very top pic comparison similar to gorilla and a few more.... Hmmmm

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    1. Sorry Jason, there are only 2, it's bad sculpting at its best.

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    2. what your seeing on the thumb is where the thumbnail was suppose to be but the model maker got lazy.

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    3. Seriously Jason? You want to believe that badly? There are two, not three.
      YOU are the only person who sees three. That is the worst prop hand ever made, Jason. Look how the fingers are fused together.
      That's not from resin, it's from a poorly molded hand.
      The sculptor should have left a bit of space between the fingers.
      Perhaps I gave you more credit than was deserved. You are not being honest with yourself.

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    4. Jason, those hands look like Aquaman's.

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    5. Jason stop grasping at straws man. Even looking at the hands, you can tell they were made with one mold, hence the fingers essentially all being one.
      Bad enough the rest of the body looks like crap, also.

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    6. While your looking for some picture to help Tricky Ricky their Jason, take a pic at of my latest vids, where Dyer even tells you he has no proof,,,http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i0erQZwfDs8

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    7. I can see where JJ said he sees 3. The first indentation (up from the middle of the thumb) I assume is the wrist, the next crease the MCP joint, and the last the IP.

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    8. But CERTAINLY NOT 3 finger joints JJ!

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    9. At the wax museum by dallas they dip your hand in wax and make a model of it. Costs $5 and looks wayyyyyyyyyy better than this. Lmao!

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    10. I'm not grasping,but rather y'all are... Randy even posted picks of short knuckles....I'm trying to falsify this and you continue to post fallicle and obvious uncontintion. Shit man, you posted pictures of short phalange/carpal observations. If you want to prove hoax, you shouldn't post pics that confirm a primate. Jeez.

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    11. let me guess ... you also see an eye blinking in the tent video, right? smh

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    12. Jason, makes up words and tries to look smart, but comes across as a complete ass. Nice try Jason. Perhaps you should put the Beer goggles down and realize why, Dr Meldrum is where he is and where you are.

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  20. DS.....ULTIMATE PROOF...HOAX!Thursday, February 27, 2014 7:44:00 PM

    YOU CAN'T COUNT THE METACARPOLPHALANGEAL JOINT, WHICH IS THE FIRST "CREASE" IN HANKS HAND!!! IN OTHER WORDS, THERE AREN'T 2 JOINTS IN HANKS HAND, BUT ONE!!

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    1. Yep, the proximal and distal joints are missing, there is only the Metacarpophalgeal joint (from the carpals) and the intermediate joint, in the fingers.

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  21. Tim is a Fricken retard that acutally believes that the FEDs aren't going to do nothing. I'm sure they're watching bank accounts while waiting for the right time to extract all of their money. Hahahahahaha!!!!

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  22. We aren't Chiropractors speak English man!

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    1. I help people who have issues with muscles, tendons, bones, ligaments, headaches, gait problems, arthritis, etc....Kids, ederly, and even animals, in a nutshell.

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  23. Woohoo DS. From believer to Hoax buster. I want my sammich!!
    Dirt

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  24. Hey Rick Dyer, looks like you're coming to the end of this round. Time to roll out the next fake evidence for the kool aid drinkers to lap up. FAIL!!!!!!!!

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  25. Those doctors that FB/FB sent should have their medical Lic's revoked for even thinking thinking this might be real, lol

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  26. Mata-Hari ***BREAKING NEWS RELEASE***Thursday, February 27, 2014 8:00:00 PM

    Just heard this hot from the inside:

    Rick Dyer has officially moved to Houston from Vegas. Dyers current address was taking too much heat from the haters apparently and felt the need to move for the ninth time in 15 months.

    Again BREAKING NEWS: DYER HAS MOVED TO HOUSTON. First one to release the new address rocks! I am already on that part though!

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    1. Apparently the fact that I have released this info is sending Dyer into a rampage. I am glad. Rick wanted this tight under wraps but seriously people would find out soon enough anyways.

      Rick wanted it kept quiet at least until after the tour.

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    2. As soon as you get the adress please share as I am close to houston but not able to go at this time. But now have plans for next week or so. Thank you.

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    3. Rick is currently working the glory hole at the Flying J truck stop on I -45 North just south of F.M.1960 in Houston.He needs new ball scars to cover up the old ball scars on his chin.

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    4. start looking in section 8 housing

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  27. Correct me if I'm wrong, but the hands on this *taxidermy* have no bones, so >>THEY AREN'T REAL TO BEGIN WITH correct? We know the *bawdy* is a botched replica to begin with.The purported * skin *pulled being over a frame.The *hands* would simply be the same thing...and more likely replications of the real hands . I agree...this *primate* would have an additional phalange as with all other primates. Bottom line...we know the hands can't be real being a Taxidermy, so this is just another screw up in the replication.

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    1. I would think that you would literally have to butcher the hands, in order to remover the bones....no scars?

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    2. FBFB said there are veins below the skin, which would seem to eliminate it being a taxidermy specimen.

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  28. It looks to me like the bigfoot artisan used some doctored up heavy rubber gloves for molds, the kind that when you bend your fingers, not all the joints show up.

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    1. Good call. Now that you said that, it looks to be the case

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  29. JJ you crack me up!!What a tool!Please show were there are three phalanges on Ricks dummy.There are only two clear as day.Let me catch up with your train of thought and have at least a 30 pack in me so that my beer googles are in proper working function and on par with yours.

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    1. Lol. Jason even has jumped off the wagon a few times, but keeps going back to drink the Dyer aid. Now that is pretty sad.

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    2. I just responded to that above:

      I can see where JJ said he sees 3. The first indentation (up from the middle of the thumb) I assume is the wrist, the next crease the MCP joint, and the last the IP.
      But CERTAINLY NOT 3 joints in the fingers!!

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    3. Dyer is probably Crayola-ing the hands now to fix the phalanges error...

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  30. So why isn't there any news on where Ricky is tonight? His Website says he's in "Munro" (lol) LA on the 27th and 28th...Yet there is not ONE news story, radio story (other than the 3 minute one from I believe Minneapolis where they make fun of him), newspaper story, update on his You Tube or FB pages. Where, oh where can Ricky be? He said he was all booked up and sold out all over the place, including Australia, Japan and Germany.
    Is he at the Walmart parking lot in Houston? Is he at home, in Houston with his family?
    I BET he's in Minneola takin' care of them there Bigfeets fer' that poor lady who's bein' threatened by 'em! You know he IS the bestest Bigfeet tracker in the whole wide world!

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    1. His threat video (before he took it down) said he is parked at Home Depot San Antonio back where he started out. Who knows if he is still there.

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  31. If the bones have been removed in the hand, how can the thumb even bend like that on the doll? Well other than because it's a bad fake hoax

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  32. Rick is either in Australia or Austria tonight. They made sure he was booked in both places so whether he meant Australia and said Austria, or meant Austria and said Australia, he'd be covered.

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  33. Ricky can't stay away from his baby back ribs outlet so Walmart it is.Right now Rick is hiding his Porsche as he can't make the payment,he is also right now syphoning gas out of a car parked at Walmart to fill his travelling circus of a motor home.Not to mention he is probably by make-up to cover up the apparent ass beating he took in Texas.So overall it is a win win for Dyer to live in Walmart parking lots.

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  34. Bigfeet, that video was posted days ago. I saw it just 10 minutes after he posted it, and then removed it and replaced it with a much nicer one, where he mentions his wife and kids and crap.
    I'm glad someone got it before he removed it though! It was the original "update 14"

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    1. Does anyone still have it? If so please post the link.

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    2. SteveLanetrois has it on YouTube currently posted up. Lemme grab the linky:

      http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sPdUA1J7y40

      I think this should be it. Rick is issuing an open challenge to all haters this weekend.

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  35. Any thoughts on some stating they are going to out Rick and Hank this weekend?

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    1. If you check the comments to the last post, I think someone mentioned that two other hater groups were heading his way this weekend to out him. I don't recall them giving specifics thought. Maybe Will Smith and the rest of the MIB.

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    2. Says like 6 guys and 2 chicks in 2 vehicles are beded down by lake Charles tonight I belieave and are on their way.

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    3. Because me and my goons are already from texas and seems they are from much further away thus more invested we are waiting to give them a chance. My friend in anonymous called me and said this needed to be delt with in person. So if they are bullshitting we are not.

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    4. Oh and we are waiting on news of this supposed move to houston as we have much influence with groups there.

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    5. Baisicly we are born and raised texans and have networks all throughout the state. I have done buisness in Vegas with not nice people and if Dyer thinks he will be safer in H town he is very mistaken. - anon 8:55, 58, and 9:00

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  36. The left hand looks like it has some separation between the fingers. Do we have any tighter screenshots of it or just the blurry one Racer posted a few days ago when they were in a split-screen shot? (The action figure photos.)

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    1. I think both shots are the same hand. The right one ?

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  37. I guess it's fair to say dyer got fingered ?
    Sorry, couldn't help myself. ~granny

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  38. Maybe some haters went bigfoot hunting and needed some bait so they nailed rick dyer to a tree, pissed on him and bigfoot came out and had a nice meal. Except no one bothered to shoot bigfoot this time.... mite explain dyers absence.

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    1. You can only do so much coke before your body crashes for a few days. Lol

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  39. Ya that right the haters are organized into lynch mobs led by Racer X on their way to a Dyer lol

    Racer X is driving a Mad Max style top down modified (centurion style armored spiked) Land Rover loaded in every seat with haters: Racer X, Dick Ryder riding shotgun, Steve Berlin and Javier Gonzalez packing heat in the back seats. Steve Lane is riding his chopper down with DS in the bitch side-car. They are all wearing riding leathers and WWII trooper helmets with spikes in them.

    Yup the haters are organized and on their way to visit Dyer at the Home Depot this weekend! LoL

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    1. When you mock people for so long and make fun of them to their faces while bragging about being rich. Well sir I have seen a man killed over a spilt cup of coffee in prison. Nothing would suprise me. Very entertaining comment non the less. Lol

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    2. ^^^^ That's some funny stuff right there Bigfeet. Thanks for letting me ride shotgun. My sons read your post and are jumping up and down laughing. Keep up the great work. lolololol

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  40. dont bite the hand that feeds you.

    just shut up and take my money.

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    1. Trent Reznor told me to otherwise.

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    2. Is there some hidden meaning in this statement that somehow relates to Dyer that I am missing? You have made this exact post about 4 or 5 times in this news post and I have yet to find any sense or relevancy in it. So please enlighten us. Either that or I am going to assume you are an idiot, probably Big Jake or someone like that.

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  41. Dyer could have used masking tape and oven mits and Jason Judd would believe it and make up a lame scientific theory as to why evolution has created Bigfoot this way. He sits firmly on Dyer's cock and will take any and everything Dyer is willing to throw his way. It's not a surprise at this point. What is a surprise are the awful country songs he writes. The ridiculous facial hair. That he cries in front of people while Dyer abuses him. And the fact that he has scientific information about a mythical creature that has never been captured and therefore he has never inspected. He is ridiculous.

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    1. Have you seen a picture of the inside of Jason Judd's house before? I have seen it on Dyers hangout videos...it's a little TOO feminine, even for a married man.

      I am being serious when I say that something about JJ screams closet homo. Maybe it's that big "Bear" style beard, or maybe it's how he literally worships Dyer obsessively, but I think there may be something to the rumors.

      Sorry JJ, nothing against gays, but it's the impression I have- and maybe all the rumors influenced my mind also.

      Are the rumors about your wife literally hating Dyer true, and that she is super jealous of him or something?

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    2. There is absolutely nothing wrong with being gay. There is a lot wrong with being stupid and ignorant. That is where Dudd fails. He could be gay as the day is long and I wouldn't care a bit.

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  42. Freezer Boy the aroma of FAIL continues to follow you. Is the same guy who made the "new and super fail" hands for Hank currently working on the bones? They will be a great addition to help complete your doll set, I'm sure.
    Hoax Fail Ricky.

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  43. Apparently the "meth"od used to create the hands is very popular among Freezer Boy's circle of friends.

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  44. I don't think anything will come of these threats to Dyer this weekend. It's just to get Dyer riled up. Besides why would you announce this. Now Dyer has time to prepare against an attempted stealing of Hank.

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    1. What is he gona do, stop taking money to see hank? Lol

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  45. Russel Stovers' chocolate Easter Bunnies appear more realistic when unwrapped than these molded hands you bought Ricky. Fail after fail after fail.
    btw, as I am posting this I am listening to Steve Kulls' latest blog and he just keeps shi**ing all over you Freezer Boy.

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  46. From observations i think its more likely dyer is snorting oxycontin or some powerful pain killers than coke. Maybe he uses both who knows but it seems hes more down than up. If he were banging down alot of coke he'd probably be so paranoid and reclusive by now he would have drivin that bus and everyone in it off the grand canyon

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    1. Oxy ain't that big here. It could be syrup, roxies, dones, or black tar. So if it is an opiate and he got it in houston im guessing syrup or dones

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    2. Not that you know anything about all those right? Lol

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    3. Ricky's inhaled so much of Hank's burnt hair that he probably believes he will regenerate after impact with the canyon floor.

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    4. I hope he blows his brains out. If haters do go to him his dumb ass will end up shooting one. That will not be legal if they do not threaten bodily harm and are unarmed. But then again in texas it can go both ways in court.

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  47. Hey guys Dyer says he has shows in Monroe LA Friday and Saturday this week that are sold out BUT there is no Alamo in Monroe....so how could tickets be sold out if there is no organized show anywhere in Monroe?!?

    I smell bullshit. Something tells me Dyer has a Walmart Parkinglot special event planned in Monroe tomorrow and Saturday instead.....

    Can anyone shed a little light on this?

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  48. How did the bones and tendons get removed when there is no indication of scars or insicions that would allow that. In fact the hands would ba isicly be useless after such a procedure. Same for the feet. Jack the ripper himself couldnt carve that good.

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  49. Mara-Hari ****breaking news*****Thursday, February 27, 2014 11:38:00 PM

    Dyer just made a huge likely Drunk or High statement on his FB page that not only doesn't make much sense, but is just full of lies. Like Dyer winning awards from the cities he has toured in for his charity work?! WTF? Also now saying that he has nothing to do with FBFB after recently erecting a huge Bigfoot sign with FBFBs book advertised on it right outside his circus bus. He says he is booked solid overseas? He also announced that there will be NO EVIDENCE RELEASE. EVER LOL.

    Anyways, I copied and pasted this "announcement" he posted, because once he sobers up I am sure it will get deleted.

    Well here is the ORIGINAL MESSAGE he posted, I caught it at 10:40pm PST when it was 8 minutes old:

    Ladies and gentlemen this is an official statement from Rick Dyer to the world.

    I have met thousands of people from Las Vegas to South Texas and I never felt more love in my life from people I've never even met. Little kids knowing every word I've ever said and making their parents drive three hours just to meet me And die hard mother and daughter Rick Dyer
    followers. When I make it back to my bus every night there's tears in my eyes from the people I meet!
    I love each and everyone of them and will make time for
    all of them! I'm not a perfect person by no means I have my faults!

    FYI 100% percent of Robert lindsey's blog post are false! Nothing this man says is remotely true.

    Although I agree with Jack and Jeff's book that is where our relationship ends. I think Jack is a pompous asshole that cares more about his theory than anyone else.
    Jeff is so stuck on himself and makes things difficult! Recently I was forced to honor a agreement I made with them a year ago.

    I have no criminal convictions and the proud holder of a concealed carry permit! We are in a country where you are innocent until proven guilty!

    My child support is only $250 a month and it's taken directly out of my army disability check $2750 Per month!

    In the past three weeks team tracker has received three community service awards for our non-publicized charity events!

    If you're waiting on the DNA results!
    Don't because I will make sure they're not out anytime soon! People can believe whatever they want to believe! I am a Very successful Rolling side show attraction... And will continue to be!!
    Believe it or not:)

    There are plenty of naysayers out there with too much time on their hands! I would just like to say thank you for making me a success!:)

    Four sold-out shows in the past two weeks! Thanks

    To my fans followers and supporters

    Thank you for coming out and supporting me! I can't wait to meet the people I haven't met in the coming shows! This summer we are renting a 2000 seat venue in San Antonio Texas for our grand finale!
    We are currently booked in Germany Austria Australia and Japan!

    We are having to detour from our tour because Dale Boswell wife Robin is in the hospital and very sick! So we will be making stops in Phoenix city Alabama Atlanta Georgia Daytona Beach Florida Orlando Florida Tampa Florida and Miami Florida in the next three weeks.

    Rick Dyer
    Thanks!






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    1. OMG Ricky must have took a power hit of blue Heisenberg meth. He's losing more of his limited brain each day.

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    2. He is doing just what he said. Going on and not releasing any evidence.

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    3. What I think is going on:

      - Dyer has NO BOOKED SHOWS ANYWHERE currently other than Alamo, so is making up this sold out world tour bull. He says he is booked in Monroe LA this weakened to sold out venue - total lies he has nothing.

      - Obviously Dyer is once again fighting his investors FBFB (dumb thing to do since they pay your bills idiot!)

      - The awards for charity work = total lies. The city of Houston might give someone an award for removing this hoax steer from there city.....they certainly aren't giving Rick charity awards LMAO!

      - Dyer is saying no evidence Ever. That's cause it's fake and you can't make evidence from air. The walls are closing in Ricky! One of the dumbest things a hoaxer could ever say.

      - It was divulged today that Dyer moved to Houston, and Ricky wanted that secret till after his Great Walmart Lot Tour of 2014 was completed. Guess what? We know you moved and Dyer is LOSING IT OVER PEOPLE FINDING OUT!

      So it seems Ricks world and tour are already shaky as hell, crapping all over his investors is a REALLY. Stupid thing to do especially after they gave Dyer so much cash.....Dyers so dumb to shut off those coin faucets.

      I guess FBFB Jeff and Jack didn't like that Dyer has been spending their money on a 2014 Porsche!

      So let's sit back and enjoy watch Dyer do what he does best: SELF DESTRUCT!

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    4. Poor Dicky Ryder rolled one to many bowls of crank

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    5. Lets hope he doesn't team up with the duck dynasty show in Monroe. Lmao. Phil would put a bullet in his ass. They dont like fagets in monroe Rick so be careful.

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    6. BUT HE SWORE ON HIS KIDS! HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO SAY IT!

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    7. well daddy is a bad man, and mommy don't care!

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  50. "If you're waiting on the DNA results!
    Don't because I will make sure they're not out anytime soon!"- Ricky Dyer

    Hey Freezer Boy, reality is why there will never be any DNA results from the Hank "bawdy" not because your lazy fat hoaxing ass will make it disappear. Fu*k you Ricky- the wheels are starting to come off.

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  51. Team Trackers, how does it taste? ........The sh*t Ricky just took in your mouths. Just keep on telling yourselves that this time it's for real and he is not going to abandon us. lol

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  52. Keep spilling your guts Ricky....that's it......let it all out. Bwahahahabwahaha

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  53. But Jason Judd says it's real.

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  54. Basically what Rick is saying is he will never release any evidence at all ever and he just wants to make money off Hank which is built on lies of him having the evidence! That's why people want to see him! No evidence = confirmed fake and nobody will visit!

    At the end of his announcement he states he "cancelled" all of his booked events because Boswells wife is sick....but then goes on to say he is touring parking lots across the USA in a city near you soon?!? How does that make any sense! More lies! The translation: nobody will book us, look for us in McDonalds parking lot after 6pm! Lmao

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  55. I think the post about Racer X driving a mad max style monster truck full of haters down to Texas this weekend leading a caravan of rowdy hater vehicles down the highway from Canada to string Hank up on a flag pole has Dyer saying things like:

    "I carry a concealed firearm and have a license for it!" Lmao!!

    While Racer X isn't leading a caravan of monster trucks to Dyers circus show, I am starting to wonder about Hater team 3 led by Don Boucher, their caravan never checked in at the assigned meeting point after meeting up with that street gang from Compton....so I think their caravan must have just left for Texas already looking for the bus.

    Lmao messing with a Dyer is clearly making him paranoid! The illicit substances he uses probably don't help him much either lol!

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  56. How big is that check you will be getting at the end of this hoax Ricky? Was it 14 million? roflmao Mega Fail yellow tooth. I heard that if you bang your head real hard against an RV's walls between meth hits it gives you super powers Rick.

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  57. Anyone receive their DVD's yet? Bwahahahahahahahahahbwahahahahaha

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  58. I think Dyer really thinks there are people coming to get him!! Well for all I know some of the hater posts on here were kinda convincing so maybe there are groups going to bring 'truth' to Hank, I am not sure.

    All I know is Dyer said if you come with a group make sure you bring lots of people because Dyer says he is going to be ready for a massive rumble! I think some of the haters took it to heart because they were asking for more people to come with them since Dyer is saying they will need a lot of people to win (they think Dyer has a small mob waiting for them because of his video threat).

    Rick that was probably a bad idea saying that because now they are taking tons of people to even out your mob against theirs. They are saying things like flip your trailer etc etc.

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  59. That's right Ricky we are coming...we have about 14 people! I am not sure how much security and fighters you have but we hav angry haters! We might get more on the way too. Cant shoot them all.

    Hanging Hank form the street lites and flipping the clown mobile woohoo! Skyla organized a LOT

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    2. Let me know when you pass by ft worth and ill tag along

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  60. Holy crap Ricky, those guys are serious. I know because they were on here yesterday saying they still had seats in one of the Yukon available for serious haters. In case anyone gets killed I am pretty sure Skyla and Don Boucher are organizing the entire thing along with some young Italian friends of theirs (Dons cousins) if you know what I mean. Dyer I know you were saying that you guys are all ready and waiting for them...how many people do you have on your side since Don says they have 14?

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    2. Well, he`s got Boswell but he has a bad back on top of being mentally challenged. Maybe he can fly Lilly out to help him.

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  61. You called me fat on your website for 6 months and lied about me! Now DOn and the boys are going to fix everything right on this like he been sayin for a long time and you just alwatys laughing at him!

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  62. Well Ricky your the fat one now, and our forward scouts tell us that your dumb trailer slants to one side when your sitting on that side. This time I have 14 aliases and they are all angry! U used to say I had over 100 aliases and you were lying- admit it. Actually admit all your lies in person when we see you.

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    1. Wow, so what exactly are you going to do- talk him to death? Not much legally to do otherwise, and if you do it's been documented here.

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  63. I believe Jason is really a super "hater" gone undercover to gain Rick's trust. As soon as he gets his hands on that Hank "bawdy" he will expose Ricky's hoax right here on Racer's blog. Godspeed Jason. lol

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    1. Yes Jason Judd was inducted into the official insiders league last week. The fact that you are exposing him on here must mean that Dyer caught him or something? Maybe he kicked him from TT? I hope you aren't blowing Judds cover because those DNA samples he got for us are going to be awesome!

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  64. Our first people arrived at the Home Depot Ricky and they said you took off like a chicken really fast and hit the road like you were running away or something.

    What about your big claim "I am waiting at the Depot all weekend" guess you bailed on that one huh? Well its not hard to spot your rolling eyesore on the highways with 5 trucks splitting up.

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  65. Hey Rick, anytime you see an SUV slow down beside you on the highway, just know its probably one of the caravan group trying to find you! Don't get nervous!

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    1. We will be sure to "honk to pull you over for the $10 viewing"

      our scout said the side of your truck says you will pull over for honking and $10 viewings hehehehe

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    2. This is all a bunch of bluster and everyone knows it.

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    3. That's right Ricky its all fake! Since its so fake can you please let us know where you will be tomorrow?

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  66. Just been hearing that Musky has been threatening Jackie really badly? Not sure what about. That guy is seriously nasty.

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    1. yup we know all ablout that one, its one of the main reasons we were able to get so many people

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    2. Threatening her with what? Can you give me some details?

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    3. Threatening to post personal info publicly which will probably be fabricated shit anyhow. I wonder what he's so nervous about.

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  67. After everything you pulled. All the scamming of DVDs, membershups, pissing n books, attacking skyla and Don on the net publicly, bragging about spending dvd money on a new Porsche and laughing at Don when he said he would visit you in the future. Do you really find it hard to believe? We aren't goin to do anything illegal, we just want to talk and see hank is all.
    We will find the showing

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  68. Uh oh, looks like a butt-hurt Dyertard Troll has joined us. "it's all been documented." Fu*k off little lap dog. Go back and watch some old Team Tracker Hangouts on YouTube and jerk yourself off. Hoax Fail. Troll Fail.

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  69. A certain 'detective' is swearing to help locate Dyer to find out where you are at so we can talk to hank. of course working remotely to help us

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  70. Wow look what I have been missing on here! Looks like the caravan is going to find the circus bus to have a chat with Hank in person! This is actually kind of epic!
    I really hope someone films this! Hey Rick can you wear a video camera on your hat, you know the cowboy one that looks like it has a 1989 cel phone holder stapled to the front rim of it? If you film this confrontation and sell DVDs for this I can guarantee they will sell better than those DVDs Boucher is talking about above!

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  71. Somunoe said the camera in Hanks trailer has an easily cutable cable on it. Thanks for the warning!

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  72. This is so awesome. I hope its real. BEAT HIS FUCKING ASS!

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  73. Finally all that training working in "OZ" will come in handy when the fake hands are shoved up your ass. Tick Tock.

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  74. I can just imagine what's going through fuckboys head right now. He is going to snap I just know it. His new video on youtube shows how out of it he is and how bad this is bothering him.

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  75. ozzum yall...just ooozzzzzummmm

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    1. Hey Rick we know that's you ! Can you tell us what you are going to do? Can you PLEASE at least film it? By the way what does ozzum mean?

      Rick you should replace Hank with a fake Hank! Lol ironic a fake of a fake! Fill the fake Hank with skunk juice lol or explosive pink skin staining paint bomb! Film it all and even I would buy a DVD...er maybe not if you were selling it (you history and all), but a proven working pay per view works for me!

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    2. ozzum = awesome. Could be something Clacy taught him or even Clacy himself. Oz=Australia, Clacy is from Oz. So ozzzum.

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  76. Wow this is insane! I want video of whatever is going to happen SO BAD! I mean I am not sure what they are going to do but it sounds like they are going to do something to Hank! I mean what is illegal about messing up a doll right? They can't charge them with "doll assault" lmao! If Dyer ever took them to court for messing up his Bigfoot doll a judge would definitely throw it out.
    I mean if Dyer claimed Hank is an endangered species they wrecked -- in court that's the end when it goes to DNA. If Dyer claims it's a $6000 dummy used in hoaxing that was damaged or destroyed then that's the end of his show, but he might get his dummy re-made, but still the end of his Bigfoot showings as cover blown.

    Worst case would be is people got hurt...hopefully that doesn't happen. With Dyer waving his firearm around though who knows what that will get him charged with.

    RICK PLEASE FILM EVERYTHING SO WE CAN CONTINUE TO WATCH THE Rick Dyer Reality LIFE SHOW AND MOBILE DISASTER THAT IS YOUR LIFE!

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  77. I mean think about it, nobody is going to get put in jail from hurting or destroying a doll right? Maybe a fine at worst. Anyone have the inside scoop on what they are planning to do when they confront Dyer?

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  78. Dyer is no worse that many of the attention seekers in bigfootery. The only difference? He is making money publicly and in your face. You really think some of the books about "habituation" and "eyewitness" testimony are all true?
    Geez. Read some of the BS habituation crap over at BFF.
    Also, many of Rick's followers are naive women. Just like TGBF.

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    1. Maybe when that smug "in your face" punk gets his "karma" tune-up the rest will fall in line. Bwahahaha I think he just pooped his pants.

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    2. 2:38 except the fact that he never shipped DVDs but took money for them....it's called fraud....

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    3. Musky is a coward....

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    4. Who else has hate blogs slandering critics?

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  79. Does it seem like Dyer only visits U.S. States where he can legally shoot someone (haters) in "self-defense" and possibly get away with it?
    Texas....Florida...

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    1. Maybe those States have better sideshow RV parking areas or maybe he feels comfortable returning to places he's committed fraud in before.

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  80. "Sleep with one eye open"- Sandman- Metallica

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  81. The MIB's stole Hank's intermediate phalanges.

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  82. does Ryder moving company sponsor Rick?

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  83. Does Houston has a problem?

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  84. Rick stole Hank's yellow chompers. They got stained from the ribs and Rick's "special" sauce.

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    1. Is Rick still selling knitted BF pube sweaters?

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  85. Dyer won't be found if he doesn't want to be!

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    1. Shut up Rick. You fucking waste of human.

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    2. yea he's real incognito with the Shazaam BF mobile.....AS SEEN ON TV!!!

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  86. and the big bad wolf said what whittle hands Hank has..

    BTW---who sand papered of the finger prints.

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  87. He might be working the Houston Livestock and Rodeo.There's a large carnival here and I'm at the Bar-B-Que Cook off for the weekend.I'll let y'all know if Ol'Yeller Teeth and Hank the Prank are here.

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    1. ^^^^ Ole yeller....good one....cept Dyer kills dogs and laughs about it...

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  88. Rick's been eating too much much tartar sauce...

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    1. That's actually man sauce.

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    2. That's Musky sauce. Rick says mine is the best." Muskrat

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  89. Rick just bought a 10,000 dollar jackhammer to get the calculus stains off his teeth.

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    1. And he uses it as a taterhole impacter cause all that MickeyD's gives you constipation.

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    2. "Rick need to lose some of that gut"-- John Daley

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  90. "Pardon the jokes folks. And Rick you're still a d-bag"-- Bernie Madoff

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  91. I spotted dicky ryder giving bf a bj for crack behind home depot. He had a was mart rib sticking halfway out his ass. Real nasty shit he does for a fix.

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  92. Hows moving to houston going Dicky?

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  93. Mata-Hari - Dyers Hoax Income 2012-currentFriday, February 28, 2014 5:33:00 AM

    As many of you know I have been closely following Dyers hoax since day 1. Since that time I have CLOSELY chronicled how much money Dyer has made from this hoax and have recorded all of the data. I am sure I missed some income somewhere.

    Membership Sales:

    This is where Ricks hoax made the most money. Dyer always claimed his memberships brought in 6 figures. In all likelihood they did, but I low balled these numbers to be safe. Dyer probably made about $120,000 off of memberships but I low balled. Source Info came from former TT Pres. and Dyer.

    HERE IS A VERY ACCURATE ACCOUNTING OF RICK DYERS INCOME FROM HIS ONGOING 2012- CURRENT HOAX IN USD:

    1. Dyer selling memberships for special video access to see Hanks body up close and before everyone else. Dyer sold TONS of these as these coincided with the upcoming release of Shooting Bigfoot and was before the first massive TT member exodus after the movie came out. The hype was literally INSANE you just had to be there to understand how many followers Dyer had at the very start. The members were just those who paid to be part of it. Because Dyer was in an upcoming BBC Documentary movie from BBC1 called "Shooting Bigfoot" it gave some heavy legitimacy behind Dyers claims to have shot and killed a real Bigfoot. Everyone believed back then and no one knew Dyers history. This is when Dyer made a true killing:

    I. Bronze $20 x 700 = $14,000
    II. Silver $99 each x 300 = $30,000
    III. Gold $199 x 125 = $25,000
    IV. Platinum $499 x 25 = $15,000

    Total sales memberships: $84,000
    He bought a NEW corvette and some other toys. Rick gives NOTHING to members.

    2. Dyer taking donations to pay for Dallas and Wayne to fix their truck to come on the desert Bigfoot hunt with TT. PayPal donation paid to Rick in his name and he promised to transfer all funds over to Wayne. This never happened and Wayne never saw a red cent. Dallas and Wayne quit TT over this. $1000

    3. Dyer sells "the gun that killed Bigfoot a 30.06" to Jack Foss for $30,000 ! This crazy number is actually confirmed by Frank and others inside TT! All I can say is you have to be rich and stupid to do this!

    4. Dyer sells DVDs to people, 2 different types, and one pay per view. Dyer delivers nothing yet makes approximately $8000 from this. PayPal has Dyer banned and so does his bank and he claims bankruptcy to get away with the cash money. Some people get their money refunded by PayPal, Dyer keeps the cash refunding almost no one.

    5. Dale Boswell takes out a bank loan of $15,000 to loan to Rick Dyer to help buy the motor coach and trailer. Repayment status- unlikely!

    6. Jeff and Jack from FBFB gave Rick the following amounts of money to get started on his tour as the elusive INVESTORS:

    $25,000
    $25,000, shortly after
    $8,500 in a check signed by Jon Foss over dinner- Dyer said he needed $8500 fast to stay out of jail.

    7. 4 Alamo theatre shows all sold out. Even if these are a little more legitimate when compared to the above hoax scams they are all still based on selling people a lie and a fake Hank body. If there are 150 tickets per show at $20 a ticket and 25% of proceeds go to Alamo with 4 shows that gives a Rick about another $7500 in his pocket after paying the Alamo tax free.

    8. For walk-ins from the street to pay $10 each to see Hank - let's go with 300 people total so far? That's another $3000 tax free.

    Hoax Sub-Totals:

    Memberships $84,000
    Dallas and Wayne Donation Scam $1000
    Selling 30.06 gun that killed Bigfoot to Jack Foss $30,000
    DVD Scam $8000
    Boswell Bank Loan $15,000
    FBFB Investors $58,500
    Alamo sales $7500
    viewings off the street $3000

    Grand Total 2012 to Current Hoax Income Total: $216,000 !

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