The Facebook Bigfoot groups and pages have lit up like Rick Dyer with a tin of lighter fluid after Dyer released photos of Hank yesterday. From now on I will refer to the stuffed bag of Yak hair as Hankenstein. The name was coined by someone in the comment section of the blog and I like it.
So far, from what I have read, almost everyone is in agreement that this abomination is nothing more than a poorly made prop. Sculptors and artists have critiqued the images and weighed in with their opinions as well.
The post today isn't about the images of Hankenstein, it's about the DNA. This is where the rubber meets the road. Freezer Boy keeps dangling carrots. He's shown poorly shot photos and released a few taunting videos, narrated in his smug and arrogant tone, BUT he still has not shown all the paperwork on this alleged newly discovered species.
So far what we have seen,well heard, is a short audio clip of a medical doctor OMGing and giggling. Why did Rick fly in a medical doctor and not a scientist to verify the creature? Why did he fly in anyone? I thought all this DNA stuff was dealt with last year. Rick has even mentioned it on past blogtalk shows and Google Hangouts.
A Bigfoot Is Dead
Bigfoottracker.com has confirmed that a unknown creature was killed by a gunshot
to the head in the United States. The body is currently in a secure cold storage facility
in the United States. DNA samples have confirmed unknown primate not on record
(Not Human). The appropriate authorities has taken samples,viewed the body and
has opened a investigation. Testing will resume at a top University on the 15th of
January and end on or before the 28th of May. We will select influential people
dedicated to Bigfoot to view the body during this process before released to the Public.
There is no chance that the body will be confiscated or disappear. We have many
people involved in this so we knew it would be leaked out sooner or later ,so we
decided to close the rumor mill. NO Further COMMENT AT THIS TIME!
This was over a year ago. Why is Rick beating a dead hoaxfoot with more verification from someone who isn't qualified to judge what this thing is or is not? Where is Mr. MD now? Maybe Rick needs a second...I mean third opinion.
Watch the video below.
If this creature has been verified as authentic, why go through this dog and pony show? I think Rick just likes to hear his own voice and blow sunshine and rainbows up the asses of his few followers.
It seems obvious to me that Lynk Paul and Andrew Clacy are in on this hoax, or, they are two of the planet's most naive people. They are right there, they see the body all the time. They must know it's fake but they continue to be Freezer Boy's cheerleaders.
Here is a bit of news I was unaware of until yesterday and if you believe Rick's story, you might find yourself wondering "WTF? Why didn't Rick jump on this?"
I was visiting a popular Facebook group and there is a lengthy conversation going on. If you're on Facebook, you can visit Coalition for Reason, Science, Sanity in Bigfoot Research.
One of the participants, Professor Rhettman A Mullis Jr. stated that he tried to obtain samples from Rick Dyer for Dr. Bryan Sykes.
"There is one easy way to settle this and that is to provide Bigfootology with a hair sample. We tried several attempts, even talking to Rick Dyer directly, to obtain a sample that we (Dr. Sykes and myself) could analyze and form an unarguable conclusion because DNA does not lie. He refused our multiple attempts."
" There was a full-court press to acquire a sample, when Bryan and I were in San Francisco, February/March 2013, we offered to jump in the Bigfootology-mobile and meet up with him to get a sample. He went quiet after that. We continued to try and went through a few other people and the more we tried the more he refused to engage us."
" I cannot see his comment so he may have me blocked. Still, I see your comments there. Either way, I went back and looked, my first communication with him was March 1 and I kept sporadically communicating with him through June. I still have his personal cell phone number on my cell phone. Even beyond that we had two insiders attempting to acquire a sample, one of those even attempted to pay him for a sample with night-equipment. All attempts failed and as I said, he quickly began ignoring us."
" by the way, our VP of the East Coast, Sally Ramey, was helping with that attempt so she can verify what I said."
There is also a witness who can verify these requests took place, Sally Ramey.
WHY? WHY on earth would Rick Dyer refuse to give samples and have them tested for FREE?
Dyer can't use the excuse of those pesky investors getting in the way of this. Investors invest money on the hopes of a return. The less they have to spend the better. Any investor would have jumped on this immediately.
Dr. Bryan Sykes is world renown.
"Bryan Sykes (born 9 September 1947) is a Professor of Human Genetics at the University of Oxford and a Fellow of Wolfson College.
Sykes published the first report on retrieving DNA from ancient bone (Nature, 1989). Sykes has been involved in a number of high-profile cases dealing with ancient DNA, including those of Ötzi the Iceman and Cheddar Man, and others concerning people claiming to be members of the Romanovs, the Russian royal family. His work also suggested a Florida accountant by the name of Tom Robinson was a direct descendant of Genghis Khan, a claim that was subsequently disputed.   
Sykes is best known outside the community of geneticists for his bestselling books on the investigation of human history and prehistory through studies of mitochondrial DNA. He is also the founder of Oxford Ancestors, a genealogical DNA testing firm."
If you're interested in Bigfoot, you probably are at least aware of Dr. Sykes. He asked people for any samples they thought might be Bigfoot but he was most interested in hair samples. Hankenstein has plenty of hair so retrieving viable samples with follicles intact should have been an easy task for Rick.
Seriously, look at the bugger. There is no shortage of hair and it looks like he grew more hair during his demise.
A certain person who turned from fence sitter to Dyer supporter and mouth piece is trying her-his best to put out the fires by making outlandish claims on how science works but he-she had his-her ass handed to her-him.