As usual, the fun stuff always happens when I'm at work. My email was going crazy from notifications and luckily I was at least able to keep up while I was at work. The battery on my new phone is a damned good one, I'll say that right now.
Just when I think Rick can't do anything dumber than he has previously, he surprises me and comes up with something that makes my side ache from laughing so hard. I have followed this story since day one and I've witnessed it all. Out of all the outlandish claims made by Rick, this one even tops the Hankmaphrodite, baby Bigfoot farce.
Rick Dyer is now claiming he has a second dead Bigfoot.
Something like this could only come out of the mouth of Dyer. I don't think Rick understands how much he is embarrassing himself. His original story was a hard sell and the constant story changes made the hoax even harder to sell. Every time we caught Dyer in a lie, his story would change.
The Bigfoot was shot once. No, it was shot twice. Oh, no wait...it was shot three times.
The Bigfoot dropped dead immediately. Um, no..it ran 20 ft. then died.
The Bigfoot Rick killed was the tent video Bigfoot. Damn..I mean it was the one in 'Shooting Bigfoot'
Rick keeps reminding us his story will change and he keeps reminding us that he lied on purpose. His excuses for lying however are just more lies. This is the problem with lies, a person can't keep the "facts" straight.
Rick Dyer's story has changed far more than 10 times, just like it did in 2008. The only difference is that Rick STILL maintains that he has an actual verified specimen. Hey Rick! 2008 called and they want their hoax back.
Every single time we catch Rick in a lie he goes in to damage control mode. A few days ago I mentioned the anomalous air bubble on the foot. I could have chosen any number of mediums the foot could have been cast from but I chose resin. It looks like resin. The next thing we know, Dyer is scrambling, telling us the foot was sprayed with resin to protect it. WHY didn't he say this in the first place? That was a sad fail by Freezer Boy.
We also pointed out that Hankenstein the Bigfoot dummy looks nothing like the description Musky Allen gave in a written statement and in a phone interview with Jack Barnes and Jeff Andersen. It was only a matter of time before the story changed....AGAIN! The current stuffed bag of Yak hair also looks nothing like the tent video person....I mean Bigfoot and it most definitely looks nothing like the 'Shooting Bigfoot' dude.
I wonder if the second Bigfoot will look like the current "Woodsmen" Bigfoot. I also wonder if it retained it's magnetic personality to woo the gullible, willing to shell out coffee money to peak at it. I hope the new Bigfoot dummy "specimint" is epic because I want to be all fiberglasted and shit. I hope Dyer found a new artist, this last one sucked.
Since Rick had to cancel his press conference that wasn't going to happen, he had to create a new distraction and a second Bigfoot was the best he could come up with. I smell a steaming pile of shite.
Just remember folks, Rick has his own agenda. His agenda is to fleece as many people as possible and to have as many paying interviews as possible before this hoax crashes down around him. Dyer thinks that because the subject is Bigfoot, he is immune from any sort of prosecution. Fraud is fraud, the subject matter is irrelevant. Just remember that before you reach in your pocket.