Oh joy, Doll Boy posted another lame video showing a lame blurry photo of another lame Bigfoot doll. Any normal person would quit after five failed hoaxes but not Ricky Dyer. Dyer blabbed on about trickling out information about this latest scam but it's not something I would call information. Dyer needs to look up that word. Somebody please get him a pop-up picture dictionary for Christmas.
Here is a screenshot of Freezer Boy's latest blog post and it stinks of 2012-2013. I am truly amazed at Dyer's complete lack of creativity or originality. I understand that for some, thinking is hard, so perhaps I shouldn't be amazed when it comes to Rick.
"Come one come all, gather around folks. The Pennsylvania Bigfoot is here. 2015 promises to be the year of the Bigfoot. Project Sasquatch will prove Bigfoot existence in 2015. The group plans a press conference in March 2015 and a viewing of the documentary titled "Pennsylvania death of a myth". The show sold out so quickly they had to find a bigger venue and now the two March 13 shows have sold out. There still tickets available for the March 14th and 15th shows. The DVD is available for preorder only with the release date in late 2015 only 11 have been preorder at $129 each. Rick Dyer the most popular Bigfoot tracker and the most hated stated "We need to keep haters employed they are best form of advertisement so we trickle the information out. A bunch of monkeys..lol" Only time will tell."
2015 promises to be the year of Bigfoot? Wait, what happened to 2013 being the year of Bigfoot? Oh right, that turned out to be a lame hoax in which Dyer stole from his investors, committed fraud against parents and children, got turned away from a couple of states and threw anyone he could under the bus.
The show sold out quickly. Um, yeah, sure it did.
Eleven DVDs have been sold in advance. Um, yeah, sure they did. I bet this DVD will be as awful as 'After The Shot'. That was the DVD that was promised to contain 45-50 minutes of clear HD footage of a real dead Bigfoot. The DVD was nothing more than a cryfest but it took Dyer over a year to actually record the damned thing. Fraud right there folks. My advice to anyone would be to avoid buying anything from the self admitted liar and hoaxer. He is now a proven conman, so we can ad that to his list of "accomplishments".
Here's the latest shitty photo from Doll Boy:
This is Rick at his finest. He says he'll be upfront and honest about everything but when it comes right down to it, he jams out like a butthurt baby. OH BOY, he sure showed the haters, didn't he? Rick thinks we'll be all mad and shit but it's the opposite. I'm laughing at the sheer stupidity of it all and I'm laughing at this joke of a photo.
Is this Hank with fresh make up and a new hairdo? Is it a photo of a museum display that Dyer swiped? Who knows. What I do know for sure is that THIS thing is not the body of a real dead Bigfoot. I'll even wager my domain name against Dyer's domain again. I know he'll ignore the challenge or make up some idiotic excuse as to why he won't accept. Dyer has been writhing in agony to have this blog shut down so the bet should be enticing to a guy who allegedly has a real dead Bigfoot, right? Put up or shut up chubby chicken.
Where are Fred "Biff" Burk and Tim Fricke in all of this? The two of them have been very quiet. Maybe they're scared of those big bus tires. We already know they never went to PA and killed a Bigfoot but to be on the safe side we should probably inform Fish & Game that some sort of hairy man was shot and killed by three people with no hunting permits. I mean, this could be a homeless dude or feral human. Best to be safe.
Since the body was "transported" to Fred's place in Maryland, perhaps the local police should be informed. It should be the civic duty of everyone to report any possible crimes.
The alleged body is allegedly being housed in Griffin, Georgia so perhaps some emails and calls could be placed to the Griffin Police Department. If Rick killed a real Bigfoot then he has nothing to hide, right?
I haven't looked up the links for any of these places but I know all of you love to Google fun places.
I have already sent out my emails to various agencies and I see nothing wrong with anyone else doing the same thing.
Hey, do all of these guys have carry permits? Might be worth checking.
This hoax is the saddest attempt so far. Rick Dyer keeps trying and he keeps failing. The only problem is that he is failing worse instead of failing better. No wonder Biff and Tim are so quiet.
Here are the known photos we have of Tarpsquatch:
How come there is no mention of the Alf doll...I mean little Bigfoot? No photos? Maybe that scraggly little doll was all the homeless dude owned.
Rick Dyer, Fred Burk and Tim Fricke expect rational people to believe that a five time hoaxer went on a ONE camping trip, then shot and killed TWO Bigfoot. Just like that, BAM, easy as pie. Justin Smeja should be upset that a goof like Rick stole his story and copied it. This is the best Rick can do. He has to get ideas from other people. In this case though papa Bigfoot was murdered, along with the child. I can't be the only one to think this is tragically funny. Oh, and unbelievable, don't forget that.
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